Bandana Dan

24 | Your average long-haired hippie dude

[Squirtkip01 @squirtkipfan01]

If you think penelope is the only problem with sly 4, your not paying attention And you dont have the right to say its “overhated”

Sly 4 is also below average in gameplay

[Bandana Dan @Middlebates98]

Me after finally watching “Whiplash” a whole decade after it came out.

[Bandana Dan @Middlebates98]

Opening Twitter these days is like:
-bigotry(verified)
-bigotry(verified)
-porn(verified)
-bigotry(verified)
-bigotry(verified)
-bigotry(verified)
-porn(verified)
-someone I actually follow
-bigotry(verified)
-porn(verified)
And then the app crashes.

[Macklemore @macklemore]

HIND’S HALL. Once it’s up on streaming all proceeds to UNRWA.

[Bandana Dan @Middlebates98]

@lilbbwalrus They👏🏼wouldn’t👏🏼have👏🏼deserved👏🏼it

[Bandana Dan @Middlebates98]

The person who invented orange chicken:

[Bee 👽 she/they @bee_likebuzz]

I’ve started eating boneless wings with chopsticks and I’ve never looked back.

[Bandana Dan @Middlebates98]

So much going on here

[Bandana Dan @Middlebates98]

Today is my last day as a gondolier😕

[Bandana Dan @Middlebates98]

My best friend(@og_starr) and I got approved for an apartment today. This is surreal.

[Bandana Dan @Middlebates98]

1) massive expansion to the monorail. Give it a central hub and have it run down the strip, out to south point, up to Fremont and beyond, out to the airport, and down spring mountain and flamingo. Make it free for locals.
2) less palm trees

[Las Vegas Locally 🌴 @LasVegasLocally]

If you could make any 2 changes to improve Las Vegas, what would they be?

[Gale Na @poisonjr]

Every fascist identifies the pincers, fangs, and stingers and then refuses to acknowledge the animal they're attached to.

[Bandana Dan @Middlebates98]

Dear god I need to get off this app #MyTwitterAnniversary

[Bandana Dan @Middlebates98]

@LolOverruled @ZaidJilani @chrislhayes I always get so scared of what my algorithm is showing me and then I see you replied to it lol

[Bandana Dan @Middlebates98]

I had to wrestle with the fact that I say “y’all” over text but “you guys” verbally, weird.

[Bandana Dan @Middlebates98]

@alexathe_great Maybe I just long for what I don’t have😔

[Bandana Dan @Middlebates98]

@alexathe_great But what about Zaxby’s!

[Bandana Dan @Middlebates98]

@faerieonline Joe Lombardo W?