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[Captain Insight @CaptainInsightX]

At some point you realize Claude is doing this on purpose 😭

[NOBUNAGA🇯🇵🏯_夏樹蒼依 @japan_nobunaga]

I needed to move a sofa.

I mentioned this to an American. He said, "You know anybody with a truck?"

I did not know anybody with a truck.

He looked at me with real concern. Not pity. Concern. The way you look at a man who has told you he does not have a name.

"You gotta know somebody with a truck."

I asked how one acquires such a person.

He said, "You just do."

This is the third time I have received that answer in this country. It is the answer to everything here. You just do. There is no process. There is only the eventual fact of having.

He said, "Ask Kevin."

I do not know a Kevin. He said Kevin like I should. He said it the way you say a shared uncle.

I met Kevin four days later. Kevin owns a truck. Kevin does not own a truck for himself. Nobody owns a truck for themselves. Kevin owns a truck for a fifteen mile radius.

Inside I said: THIS MAN HAS TAKEN A VOW. HE DID NOT ANNOUNCE IT. HE SIMPLY PURCHASED A BED AND ACCEPTED THE CONSEQUENCES.

Kevin arrived on Saturday. He brought the truck. He also brought a second man.

I had not asked for a second man.

The second man's name is Tony. Tony came because Kevin came. Tony did not know me. Tony did not ask what we were moving. Tony brought gloves.

They moved the sofa in eleven minutes.

I offered them money. Both of them laughed at the same time, which felt rehearsed and was not.

I asked what I owed them.

Kevin said, "Buy the pizza."

That is the price. That is the entire economy. The truck costs one pizza and the pizza is not negotiable and the pizza is also not expensive and everyone knows what size.

Inside I said: THE FEE IS FIXED ACROSS THE ENTIRE NATION AND WAS SET BY NO ONE.

We ate on the floor because the sofa was against the wall and none of us wanted to be the first to sit on it.

Tony told me his daughter plays soccer. I asked if she is good. He said, "She's aggressive."

I still think about that.

Three weeks later, Kevin texted me.

"You free Sunday? Helping Tony move a fridge."

He did not ask if I wanted to. He informed me of a fridge.

Inside I said: I HAVE BEEN CALLED UP. I DID NOT ENLIST. THE PAPERS WERE FILED ON MY BEHALF.

I went. I moved the fridge. I have no truck. I contributed only arms.

Afterward, a man I had never met asked me if I knew anybody with a truck.

I said, "Yeah, I got a guy."

I have a guy.

I am somebody's guy now, too. Tony has told two people about me.

He describes me as "the guy who's strong for his size."

I have never been prouder of a sentence in my life.

[Simi @SympLySimi]

Afrosims is Soft to me 🌼

ps > this recordation was def not one take

listen to the end for the song 😒

@emitebeats thank you for your service

so series or no series? if so, name it.

[Abokr Omar @Abokr10]

🚨 🤯قنوات beIN SPORTS تعلن أن عدد المشاهدات في كأس العالم 2026 بلغ 6.2 مليار مشاهدة.

🔝🇦🇷🇪🇸نهائي كأس العالم بين إسبانيا والأرجنتين حقق أعلى مشاهدة في تاريخ الشبكة مع 245.4 مليون مشاهد.

في منطقة الشرق الأوسط وشمال إفريقيا 🔥

[iBoU👨🏽‍🚀 @Ib_Regista_]

Les mecs avec des costumes de Spider-Man agissent tous bizzarement 🕷️

[Ken Wattana @KenWattana]

An OpenAI employee will tweet “I had a sandwich today” and it’ll get 500 likes and 200 replies begging for usage resets

[OLÀ YUNNO @ola_degen]

Moonpay showing nigerians allocation they can’t claim 😭

[Mide @Mide3190]

@Oluwatoki01 @Emminizy7 Yes
Can you?

[Uncle Ruckus @Emarged]

A society that worships money will always be a breeding ground for criminals.

[OpenAI @OpenAI]

We are committed to pushing the model frontier across cost efficiency, capability, and speed.

Starting today, we are reducing prices for GPT-5.6 Luna by 80% and GPT-5.6 Terra by 20% , and offering a faster option for GPT-5.6 Sol in the API.

Luna and Terra’s lower prices are reflected in how usage is counted in Codex and ChatGPT Work, so your usage goes further.

[Bes @8esart]

It’s unfortunately a Messi edit but this is the best song ever man

[Fish Audio @FishAudio]

Today we’ve raised $52M Seed and we are announcing the public launch of S2.1 Pro.

>It can clone a voice from 5 seconds of audio
>2x faster than Cartesia & 1/6th the cost of Eleven Labs
>most expressive model with word level control over emotion, intonation, pacing etc

We support frontier AI companies including HeyGen, LiveKit, Retell, Sanas, and OpenArt all run our model in production.

If you're a business and we can't cut your voice AI costs by 50%, we'll give you 1 year of Fish Audio for free.
Book a demo: https://t.co/vHkyZf9JoG

To celebrate our first birthday, we'll give you 1 month of S2.1 Pro for free. Like, retweet, and comment “Fish” to get it.

[OpenAI @OpenAI]

We quietly released the open-source Codex Security CLI, but Hacker News found it before we had a chance to share it here...

You can now use it to scan repositories, track findings across runs, verify fixes, and add security checks to CI/CD.

This is an early release, and we're listening to your feedback as we continue improving it.

[Rain Drops Media @Raindropsmedia1]

They didn’t invite her man to The Odyssey premiere even though he appeared in the film as one of the giants, so she created a premiere of their own. 😭❤️💪🏽

[+234 nigga🎀 @martinnsSzn]

A blue whale's poo can weigh as much as 4 tonnes making it the second largest piece of shit in the world just behind BOLA AHMED TINUBU.

[DREY🥷🥤 @BabyGucci4L]

I hate all this New age restaurant
Issue wey sponge and soap fit resolve una dey call police

[ًًًً @nobodylikestar]

palmpay go soon need explain where them see lannister for my name

[18 @bdaedii]

There o.

[lhin_dar💗🧚🏾‍♀️ @fw_lilyyy]

this girl go think say i don forget