MidgarBystander

Live tweeting snarky commentary while my husband M plays epic video games.

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Did…did the brothel madam just give Tifa magic fingering skills? For “piano”?

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This rando NPC is mad jealous of Tifa. I don’t know what I love more, jealous girl’s dialogue cataloging all the ways Tifa is painfully stunning, or Aerith rushing to Tifa’s defense when the girl lashes out rudely at Tifa

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This whole game should just be Tifa and Aerith tooling around, this is so fun

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This whole game has all been building up to getting the party in beachwear

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THE GAME STRAIGHT UP CALLS THIS TIFA / AERITH OUTING A DATE

🚨🚨🚨 THIS IS NOT A DRILL 🚨🚨🚨

#aerti

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Aerith: *angst*
Red: why don’t you go down to the beach? “Some time with Tifa May lift your spirits”

RED SHIPS IT #aerti

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SEGUEWAYS? Really?!

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Aerith and Tifa immediately planning a beach date. HELL YES #aerti

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Does the mayor of Costa Del Sol personally lei every single person who comes to visit? Or do Cloud and friends just ooze Main Character vibes?

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Hard cut from nightmare boss fight to Hawaiian vacation.

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Did that boss fight actually happen or was it all in Cloud’s head?!

Stupid postmodern reality distortion nonsense

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Sephiroth, yo mamma so ugly…

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Uhhhh guys? Is this the endgame all of a sudden?

Jenova Emergent is hideous

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🎶 S E P H I R O T H 🎶

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Honestly, it’s hard to blame the captain for taking out the creepy robed dudes who act like zombies and don’t resist when fiends possess them and turn them into killer monster things

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Hojo is unhinged

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Omg Red I cannot even

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Omg the Queens Blood champ is named REGINA?! Is this a straight up Queen Bee reference??

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Wait a second - we all entered this very public queens blood tournament that’s being sportscast across the ship under our ACTUAL NAMES?! We are wanted criminals!

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Omg for the next round of the Queens Blood tournament, Cloud has to choose either Aerith or Tifa