Midlands Cop

👮🏻‍♂️ working somewhere in the middle of the UK.

[Midlands Cop @MidlandsCop]

@wussydoc @AmarHujan Car parking is so much more of a factor than I realised, spoke to head of HR at my local trust recently and said that’s the number one question for people looking to work there.

Totally get it though, partner is a nurse and has to pay for a permit to park on site 🤯

[Midlands Cop @MidlandsCop]

@ErringtonAaron TimeTree is the way forward

[Midlands Cop @MidlandsCop]

Thank you all for the amazing support, as expected the job has offered nothing 24 hours on.

I’ve personally been to see other members of the public who helped before I took over so I could see how they were, we’ve been able to talk about it between ourselves.

[Midlands Cop @MidlandsCop]

First time I’ve ever given CPR was yesterday evening. Somehow avoided it through last 8 years of service. Not been able to go to bed because just thinking about it.

Just heard he died in hospital after getting a pulse whilst still in open air, absolutely gutted.

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@scott_mills What’s the worst thing you’ve seen?

Trust me, you don’t want to know.

[Midlands Cop @MidlandsCop]

@CollegeofPolice Continuing professional development would be letting prospective sergeants know if they’ve passed their exams or not 😉😘

[Midlands Cop @MidlandsCop]

Watching @BBC #reportedmissing and cannot get my head round why you would transport a 136 patient in a police van which is following an ambulance?

Dignity gone out of the window? Treating those with mental health concerns as we treat criminals? @Glos_Police

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Just heard of police officer being assaulted last night.

Prisoner who was also under arrest for a public order offence let go from custody as soon as they arrived as the necessity was no longer there.

Not sure what type of message this sends? Assault police = doesn’t matter.

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@RogerthePolice Tits up

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First night of freshers week in a busy city centre and I’m single crewed on foot outside the busiest nightclub with not another officer in sight... let’s hope it doesn’t go tits up.

[Midlands Cop @MidlandsCop]

@DWat999 10/10

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This sums up my shift and my colleagues pretty well tonight...

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When your sergeant on your reasonably new response team asks you if you have any ‘special skills’ they need to know about apparently it’s not the time to confirm you are in fact batman.

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So the night shift on foot patrol has just been like herding cattle from one place to the next until one bull looks at another bull’s cow for too long and then lock horns.

Maybe not the best analogy.

All officers off on time and in one piece though.

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@JenniferCoogan1 Yes, or Jo Swinson or any politician....

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Surely “go stand behind the PM” isn’t a lawful order.

I would definitely be refusing to be any part of this clown show.

I’m advised (by one in the photo) that these aren’t even attested officers yet and already being used for publicity stunts.

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@DanDaleyUK Clearly need to get myself some better glasses 😂

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Following on from my tweet yesterday it’s great to see there are still some good eggs out there!

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@Mark_A_Nolan I do like a good interpretive dance

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@KathleenSzyman8 @MaryCor83562672 One has messaged me apologising for clicking the wrong button 😂

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Walking around the supermarket to get my lunch and the amount of comments made behind my back about paying their taxes for me to just go shopping...

Do I deserve a lunch break on a 7am - 4pm shift???