Midlife Mouse

Midlife Mouse is the novel readers say is part Big Fish, part Disney lore and all heart and filled to the brim with charm and graceful humor.

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@kristenrudd Did someone say “pumpkin spice sunscreen”? I’m in.

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Mysterious character statue appears in #DisneyInfinity glitch in the Hall of Heroes.

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Curses! Walmart’s sophisticated inventory system wouldn’t let me snag Ant-Man and Vision #DisneyInfinity figures! Now I wait...

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Spotted these and other #DisneyInfinity figures in the wild a week early. Did my part to keep some off the street.

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What do you say, @brujan9095? Can we get the 2.0 discs repackaged in clear packs? Think of the children! @JohnVignocchi

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Hey, @JohnVignocchi, I'm noticing a shortage of 2.0 power discs in stores. Any chance they'll be repackaged in clear packs?

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This just in: activists boycott Indiana Jones Epic Stunt Spectacular, because ... Indiana.

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The '56 version of Around the World in 80 Days starts with an 8-minute prologue about space exploration? The 50s were the space age...

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Anyone know anything about this proposed DreamVision park in Alabama? http://t.co/SrdhofzT3S

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I wonder if @BostonYeti2015 wanders the streets because he's not working. Maybe a disco strobe light will help. http://t.co/U3PW2DXd5D

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Then he can play Chief Brody and Roy Neary! RT @robertrugan: Disney Eyeing Chris Pratt For Indy Revival http://t.co/kXGheNSaat

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@YoPaulieNJ @Amandimation As a lover of road trips, I gave him the benefit of the doubt. Then he made a sequel.

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@YoPaulieNJ @Amandimation True, but in that case, the products followed the movie. I never said it wasn't hypocrisy.

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@YoPaulieNJ @Amandimation ...ignoring the fact that most films contain product placement and are themselves products.

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@YoPaulieNJ @Amandimation I'm guessing this is a thumbing of the nose to the fact it's a film based on a product...

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Good news, @WaltDisneyWorld, there's still time to back out of that Avatar deal! New film delayed by a YEAR. http://t.co/9FwnyoFrO8

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Disneyland: Come for the magic, stay for the measles. http://t.co/XdTgQZiVGN

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@WDWRAH @YoPaulieNJ @DrunkAtdisney Some people just need to complain. Constantly.

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@paleofuture Kirk from Gilmore Girls finally lives out his dream to be Kermit the Frog.

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@OneGoldenSun @ProgressCityUSA Please don't mug at the camera with your alien face first. #Indy4nomore