Ayana

hey, hi, and howdy!

[Ayana @MidnightDozen]

The following dramatization is based on actual events. Certain names, characters, locations, and incidents have been changed or fictionalized for dramatic purposes.

[Ayana @MidnightDozen]

Don’t forget to pray for your daily forgiveness

[Ayana @MidnightDozen]

Crazy how a tiny seed makes a huge tree

[Ayana @MidnightDozen]

Hey puppy dog!

[Ayana @MidnightDozen]

Because I am perverted I feel bad speaking about anything that could be taken the wrong way and today… ANYTHING could be taken the wrong way

[Ayana @MidnightDozen]

Of course there is a part of me that wants a part of you

[Ayana @MidnightDozen]

Contrary to popular belief, I love my apartment

[Ayana @MidnightDozen]

I want to sleep with your mom

[Ayana @MidnightDozen]

I wish to one day be your mother

[Ayana @MidnightDozen]

Men either age gracefully or become sewer monsters

[Ayana @MidnightDozen]

Can you take me somewhere where nobody knows my name but you

[Ayana @MidnightDozen]

Look at them there ducks by the pond!
That ain’t no pond!
That’s just muck and city runoff water

[Ayana @MidnightDozen]

Snot nosed booger face baby!

[Ayana @MidnightDozen]

Look at your face. You look dumb right now.

[Ayana @MidnightDozen]

I am constantly being made fun of

[Ayana @MidnightDozen]

Oh no. I really think

[Ayana @MidnightDozen]

Odaijini

[Ayana @MidnightDozen]

Oh. There’s no loop hole? How bout I just rip it a new one :D

[Ayana @MidnightDozen]

We are monkeys that like to stair at flashing, colorful screens. We are weak.

[Ayana @MidnightDozen]

Nanis Coco Cabaneese

[Ayana @MidnightDozen]

I cry for you sometimes