Funky Kong

[Funky Kong @Midnight__Crew]

Very relieved the new pope isn't black sneaking a gun into Italy would've been a bitch...

[Funky Kong @Midnight__Crew]

Good shit at the election though I support your politics

[Funky Kong @Midnight__Crew]

@elonmusk Your engineers are the only thing stopping me from hitting double digit crank numbers. We NEED the self-driving big bro.

[Funky Kong @Midnight__Crew]

@elonmusk Your engineers are the only thing stopping me from hitting double digit crank numbers. We NEED the self-driving big bro.

[Funky Kong @Midnight__Crew]

My roommate is gay i'm gonna slime his buns out

[Funky Kong @Midnight__Crew]

My granny is making me apologize to come to easter... Sorry I guess😦

[Funky Kong @Midnight__Crew]

if i ever got my buns slimed out in the cape I wouldn't be such a pussy about it

[Funky Kong @Midnight__Crew]

if i ever got my buns slimed out in the cape I wouldn't be such a pussy about it

[Funky Kong @Midnight__Crew]

you would thinkin backshots in the cape would make a mf act right lmao wroooooooong

[Funky Kong @Midnight__Crew]

u ever slimed your lil cousin out by setting him up for a reaaaaaal bad rapin'? Just me?

[Funky Kong @Midnight__Crew]

cant help but feel like i had a hand in my lil cousins demise #guilty

[Funky Kong @Midnight__Crew]

my cousin been movin a lil different ever since he got raped in the cape

[Funky Kong @Midnight__Crew]

Worried my lil cousin becoming a twink it's time to break his bionicles in half and ship him to the Cape

[Funky Kong @Midnight__Crew]

I like my women big but I cut the line at the beef jerky aisle

[Funky Kong @Midnight__Crew]

My bitch ordered a half portion at the cheesecake factory like she ain't a fry away from a vince wilfork cosplay

[Funky Kong @Midnight__Crew]

Looking back at selfies from 2016 #twinkdeath #embarassing

[Funky Kong @Midnight__Crew]

Whipping in the sprinter like Jim Boeheim

[Funky Kong @Midnight__Crew]

This new mosey some pressure

[Funky Kong @Midnight__Crew]

@JakeAnd41602901 I be spitballing on your dumbass every night call me Action Bronson

[Funky Kong @Midnight__Crew]

I like tweeting things on my gay rainbow keyboard...

[Funky Kong @Midnight__Crew]

I have a love-and-hate relationship with Mexicans, they make delicious food but it make my tummy hurt

[Funky Kong @Midnight__Crew]

I said some naughty words #yikes!

[Funky Kong @Midnight__Crew]

had a big presentation today... got really nervous