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No, Ilya, that’s gross.

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No babe the lightning McQueen crocs stay on during sex, but lemme put them in sport mode for you😉😏🫡

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The guy I’m seeing has cats AND A MOTORCYCLE GREAT JEBUS

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HEY. HEY WHAT. HEY NO. EXCUSE UM. NO. WHAT. @DannyRamirez you’re not supposed to perceive me.

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I yearn for a motorcycle

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#NewProfilePic

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“I can bring you a cheese stick if you really want”
“Yes I want a cheese stick”
“Okay. Now tell me I’m pretty”
“You ARE pretty”
“Okay. I shall save you a cheese stick”

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HAPPY BIRTHDAY PEDRITO

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@cuntllander

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You crave hollandov because you miss gallavich

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“The way I loved you left scars on my skin that may never fade. But my souls stands. Unscathed by the things you’ve done.” -tragic random quotes I’ve come up with

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Callin that bitch an Oreo the way she wanna be double stuf with my cream.

[serena ☀️ @haloxserr]

ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME ?????

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“You only want me when nobody else wants you. And I want you all the time. And I think that’s what really separates us.” -tragic quotes from a novel I will never write

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@BellaBaddie__ Hudson Williams

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ANYWAYS. NEW OBSESSION JUST DROPPED

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I NEED MY MAN WHO ISNT MY MAN. FUCK

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These period cramps are BRUTAL

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The icon my dads gf is (I have a matching blanket)

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@spicy_exx Refuse to learn new slang, complain about grocery prices, and say “in this economy?” “Oh my back” and “if I sit on the floor I ain’t getting back up. My knees hurt”

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@quesadaaa_ Pedro pascal. And my sister. Maybe.

[໊ @buffys]

define ‘perfection’