ChrisPBacon

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[Faun @noturpup_]

When u text me I literally feel my tail start to wag

[SOG @Omoebun20]

if i don’t eat pussy soon imma die icl

[sammm ☆ @onlysammms]

the best part of adulthood is finding friends you can makeout with

[holytuesday ☘︎ @givemetuesday]

I’ll fucking say it. I need to get drunk and have sloppy unsafe sex #mytruth

[emma @emmathecommie]

alcoholics were onto something bc getting drunk at home alone rocks

[ChrisPBacon @Midochondria]

Had a dream where all I did was beg to eat it, and then I ate it #munch #realeater

[Rick “Choppa” Chow @rickchoppachow]

I eat pussy like a puppy getting its first pup cup at Starbucks

[litio @litiovic]

eu faria voce muito feliz por uns 2 meses e meio

[pinkie @pinkamaniaa]

the first relationship i committed to was the bit

[JIMMY CHOCOLATE🪡🪉 @weaverfuck]

my sex drive is high but unfortunately hopelessly outclassed next to my desire-to-do-bits drive

[crowdan @crowdanband]

I want like a girlfriend and shit but genuinely what do I bring to the table

[scary evil vampire @cicadaroots]

if you’re queer and in your 20s and you’re not into smosh or dropout they kill you. they straight up kill you.

[ChrisPBacon @Midochondria]

Need

[🍓 @giicao]

#superliked

[miel °❀⋆.ೃ࿔*:･ @gardeningmami]

shirley temple flavored weed pen

[em @exemmaa]

fuck a lover have yall ever missed a sandwich so much that it haunts you

[vince @fathermencken]

all im ever thinking about is when my next opportunity to eat salmon will be

[bailey ☆ ★ @couldawentpro]

tore my ACL jacking off

[Greg the Sorcerer @gregthesorcerer]

I wish a big strong barbarian girl would pin me down and make out with me until I pass out