Final: With his second home run of the game @traceford12 walks it off with a monster Grand Slam to left. @ESFWolvesBSB defeat JenksHSBaseball 9-7 and move on to the state championship game.
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Me: (let's out pathetic whine after hitting finger on something popping knuckle)
Jeremy: (from closet) "What happened?! Did you throw your knee out??"
Me: "Did I throw my knee out?? Why would you ask me that?"
Jeremy: "Well...at our age, you never know."
😑 #ohisee#nowimold
When your son is so well behaved in class that it warrants a “Best Day Ever!” from his teacher…
Jeremy: So what made today different than other days?
Little man: I was really tired.
😑🤦🏻♀️🤦🏽♂️
#nottheanswerwewerehopingfor#socialbutterfly#tootired
Observing son playing video games online with other people.
"Why are they all complaining about you?" Son: "Because I'm a god and they can't take it."
😒 #um
I just realized I pick which sports bra I'm going to wear for my workout based on whether or not my husband is home to help me take it off when I'm done. 🤔 #thestruggleisreal
When you think you're cool by sharing your #Starbucks style paper cups with your #redneck uncle, who's response is "you tryin' to get rid of me??" #familybbq 🤦🏻♀️