Cousin Balki

Serena married the Reddit man and turned into Vybz Kartel. I’m an underachiever not retarded. (I would not follow me)

[Cousin Balki @MidrangeMAGA]

Very few circuses around now because you get to see the circus on Twitter and on TV everyday for free

[ESPN @espn]

Breaking: Ernie Johnson has announced this will be his final season hosting Inside the NBA.

Congratulations on an incredible run, @TurnerSportsEJ 👏

[Cousin Balki @MidrangeMAGA]

About to take a long break

[Cousin Balki @MidrangeMAGA]

@Astrochologist Oh I know. They tell me everyday how affordable life was back then

[Cousin Balki @MidrangeMAGA]

@Astrochologist Hard work pays off. My parents laugh at the struggles they see young couples enduring cuz they’re like welcome to reality

[Cousin Balki @MidrangeMAGA]

@Sheglar_GD Obviously but they got a lot to fix still

[Cousin Balki @MidrangeMAGA]

I’m happy the Knicks won tonight finally but man they still have a ways to go.

[Cousin Balki @MidrangeMAGA]

@EverythingAybar Hope you had a nice time in Hawaii

[Cousin Balki @MidrangeMAGA]

@kantguardcoach 😂😂😂😂😂

[Cousin Balki @MidrangeMAGA]

@Buckeye937B I think Allen will win by default and it’s deserved but man Seattle would be so mediocre without JSN. He carries that offense and my fantasy team 😂

[Cousin Balki @MidrangeMAGA]

@YouKnwDutch 😂😂😂😂😂😂

[Cousin Balki @MidrangeMAGA]

@Chrisallini Happy Birthday yo!

[Cousin Balki @MidrangeMAGA]

Steichen getting fired end of year. Now I hope the Giants can get JT

[Adam Schefter @AdamSchefter]

Trade: Colts are sending three-time Pro-Bowl DT DeForest Buckner back to the 49ers, the team that made him a 2016 first-round pick before dealing him to Indianapolis in 2020, per me and @rapsheet. Now Buckner returns to San Francisco, fortifying the 49ers defensive line.

[J @JEANIUS_P]

& this is why you shouldn't engage with people on here born after 1996....

[Cousin Balki @MidrangeMAGA]

Since Michael Jackson headlined it

[🫵🏿 @DaveClegane]

I ask this like every year but since when did who performs at halftime of the Super Bowl become so important lol

[Cousin Balki @MidrangeMAGA]

Idk what year exactly it happened but Hov has turned into a Goofy Cartoon Character similar to Snoop after Murder Was The Case

[Cousin Balki @MidrangeMAGA]

A 3rd and a 5th for a guy who's made the Pro Bowl 8 times in 8 years is insane. Good trade for Seattle

[Adam Schefter @AdamSchefter]

Trade: Colts have agreed to send eight-time Pro-Bowl guard Quenton Nelson to the Seattle Seahawks, per me and @rapsheet. Nelson is on an expiring contract and the Colts are opting to get back draft capital now before they could lose him in free agency.

But an all-time Colt now moves on to the Seahawks.

[Cousin Balki @MidrangeMAGA]

@theashleyemilli Sounds like The Dream Team to me