Midwest Booty

Getting drunk and getting ass. tweeting big booty problems since 4/12

[Midwest Booty @MidwestBooty]

Thank the lord for yoga pants #BootyProbs

[Midwest Booty @MidwestBooty]

I got 99 problems and most of them are JEANS #bootyprobs

[Midwest Booty @MidwestBooty]

You take up more room in your seat than your friends #BootyProbs

[Midwest Booty @MidwestBooty]

Jeans are always AT LEAST this much too long #BootyProbs

[Midwest Booty @MidwestBooty]

Jean shorts never quite cover enough #BootyProbs

[Midwest Booty @MidwestBooty]

The "under-butt" tan line #bootyprobs

[Midwest Booty @MidwestBooty]

Bikini season is great, only after I can find a decent bikini #sizestruggle #bootyprobs

[Midwest Booty @MidwestBooty]

Public transit seats are borderline too small #BootyProbs

[Midwest Booty @MidwestBooty]

Only dated black guys #bootyproblems

[Midwest Booty @MidwestBooty]

My desk actually hurts #asstoobig #cantholdthis

[Midwest Booty @MidwestBooty]

Bikini season is almost here, and bikini buying woes are in full swing #biggerbottoms #smallertops

[Midwest Booty @MidwestBooty]

Why cant my boobs be as big as my butt! #bootyprobs

[Midwest Booty @MidwestBooty]

Buying dresses<<<< #theydontfitright #bootyprobs

[Midwest Booty @MidwestBooty]

#BreakUpLines sorry but you can't handle this #allthetime

[Midwest Booty @MidwestBooty]

When your shadow looks soo out of proportion! #bootyprobs

[Midwest Booty @MidwestBooty]

All this snow is just another excuse to wear leggings #jeansdrytooslowly #likeweneedone

[Midwest Booty @MidwestBooty]

ASS ASS ASS ASS #storyofmylife #booty

[Midwest Booty @MidwestBooty]

I probably attract more black guys than white guys #bootyforever

[Midwest Booty @MidwestBooty]

Leggings should never be this scandalous #booty