Midwest Coast Capital

Assistant to the Regional Manager Finance Twitter. You can find me in St. Louis rolling on dubs

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"If millennials weren't so lazy they'd just get a job at the local hardware store to pay for their college tuition, mortgage, childcare, healthcare, groceries, auto loan, gas, retirement" - Boomers, probably

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@BillOReilly This just in: You got fired for sending dick pics to staffers lulz

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@benshapiro Well yeah, it's called a double standard. Ever heard of it???

[Archive: Governor Andrew Cuomo @NYGovCuomo]

Who gets told to “go bankrupt”:

-“Blue” states
-The firefighters, police, schools and healthcare workers that we fund

Who doesn’t get told to “go bankrupt”:

-Large corporations
-Oil companies
-Chain restaurants
-Airlines

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@BillOReilly I'm old enough to remember that time you got fired, big loser #BigLoserBill

[Drew Lock @DrewLock23]

Thank you Broncos Country for the warm welcome in 2019...I now understand the passion as well as the responsibility!! Happy New Year!! 🐴

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@realDonaldTrump In this country we call them ***Christmas*** retail sales Mr. President #ChristmasDay

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@thehill Do we care about this self smelling turd's opinion?

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@CBSNews TBF it's tough to vote from Assad's palace

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This Christmas isn't the best present just, voting present? @TulsiGabbard #ChristmasMorning #ChristmasDay #ChristmasSpirit

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@CBSNews This Christmas isn't the best present just, voting present? #ChristmasMorning

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@thehill This christmas isn't the best present just, voting present?

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@Hickenlooper #WhereisCory

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@BillOReilly Remember when @FoxNews aborted your career? I 'member

[Midwest Coast Capital @MidwestCoastCap]

@BillOReilly Remember when @FoxNews aborted your career? I 'member

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@ReformedBroker Try paying for a wedding in 2019

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To be clear, co-signing means these guys have to pay when Trump defaults on his loans. Can't imagine what they would want in return for that #RussianCosigners #WednesdayWisdom

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@RawStory The "MAGA made in China" genre just tickles me every time

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@BillOReilly I remember when the times changed and you got fired

[Midwest Coast Capital @MidwestCoastCap]

@BillOReilly I remember when the times changed and you got fired