Midwest Playboy

Cultural commentary on masculinity, aesthetics, & the realities of modern life. Project Manager | Photographer | Krav Maga Gentleman with questionable opinions.

[Midwest Playboy @Midwest_Playboy]

Boat Game 101 🛥️

1. Buy the Right Boat

Buy to use, not stress about

Doesn’t have to be an expensive boat

Make sure it’s easy to operate solo

Seating for 4–6 max (scarcity matters)

Clean, comfortable, conversational layout

Must have some shade(stabbin cabin) preferably

[Midwest Playboy @Midwest_Playboy]

Fellas, this should be your attitude with dates

Pick a fun story and roll with it

Who cares if it’s true, she’ll play along with it anyway and appreciate you know how to keep her engaged

[Fesshole🧻 @fesshole]

When Airbnb makes you send a booking request to the host, I make up the most ludicrous thing possible. My favourites so far are that I'm a method actor who's been cast as a lonely single man, or I'm a stressed rocket scientist who wants a week in isolation. They always play along

[Midwest Playboy @Midwest_Playboy]

@FWPlayboy Working through my 200 YTT. I plan on testing this theory

[Midwest Playboy @Midwest_Playboy]

Savage

[Thomas Massie @RepThomasMassie]

@MW4Liberty He could just eat ze bug.

[Midwest Playboy @Midwest_Playboy]

@AmiriKing It’s a liberal white wonan thing

Nobody else I know cares about dogs and fireworks like that

[Midwest Playboy @Midwest_Playboy]

@thefutabomber 🔥

[Midwest Playboy @Midwest_Playboy]

@uncle_deluge I keep my hair in a pony tail when eating or driving. If my top is down I use a headband. When I get where I’m going I will let it back down

[Midwest Playboy @Midwest_Playboy]

Exactly

[Erik @erikvbos]

@Midwest_Playboy ah! That's why golf, small apartments and day drinking was popular, they can't go home.

[Midwest Playboy @Midwest_Playboy]

@Corsair_Cowboy The only place to get the cough syrup with codeine mix

[Midwest Playboy @Midwest_Playboy]

@hofman_eth My repost kinda went viral so I’m not complaining…

[Midwest Playboy @Midwest_Playboy]

Dude has not learned why most old school business owners “worked” 12-14 hours a day

[Traders Confessions @TradersConf]

My wife hates my lifestyle. Even though I’m averaging $300-500k a year from trading she hates that I trade for 2-3 hours a day then play playstation and chill for the rest of it. It doesn’t matter how much I make, she treats me like her unemployed bum husband who won’t get a job.

[Midwest Playboy @Midwest_Playboy]

Gone are the days when 2 separate families showed up to a man’s funeral

[Stephen @EzPz13]

@Midwest_Playboy That’s the time they spent building/having a second family…

[Midwest Playboy @Midwest_Playboy]

@MindsetForge This is the way

[Midwest Playboy @Midwest_Playboy]

@ProffSlack This is the way

[Midwest Playboy @Midwest_Playboy]

To thine own self be true, fellas

[Joe Lampton @joelampton_]

Women want to cuck you, see you out of shape and simping for them

Your family wants you safe, with a good job, not some crazy superstar

Your friends don't want you to shine brighter than them

You have to want it more than everyone else.

You're alone in this war bro.

[Rivelino @alpharivelino]

Marry a skinny girl, because she will only get fatter

[Midwest Playboy @Midwest_Playboy]

Not as a man. All I need is a chair and small cooler bag to carry my cigars and beverages and book

[Douglas A. Boneparth @dougboneparth]

Going to the beach is 99% getting ready for the beach and 1% enjoying the beach.

[Midwest Playboy @Midwest_Playboy]

I do not miss living in Park Township

The area is beautiful and has some of the best beaches I’ve sat on. But damn if they aren’t some of the most pretentious people I’ve met

[Grand Rapids Press @GRPress]

Lakeshore’s Park Township defends lawsuit over short-term rental ban https://t.co/QZaJl5Q9wx

[Midwest Playboy @Midwest_Playboy]

Attack: 100

Damage: 5

[कुंभकरण @_kumbhkaran]

Bro will never recover from this trauma 😭

[Midwest Playboy @Midwest_Playboy]

@PhotoPlayer_ He’s an average size good boy

[Midwest Playboy @Midwest_Playboy]

Watching a friends dog this weekend. 120lb Great Pyrenees. Big on the outside. Very smol on the inside when it comes to fireworks.

I will have a big ass bed buddy tonight

[Midwest Playboy @Midwest_Playboy]

@Restrictfootage Nigga Tigga Tavi