Minnesota Gator

florida gator that wandered north. suffering vikings/twins/wild fan. full of useless golf knowledge.

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@AndyTFE 26.2*

(* Talor Gooch wasn’t in the field)

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@practicalgolf responses include Pebble Beach, St Andrews and Pine Valley lol

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@CPowers14 I'm going to take a run at the Mt. Rushmore of LIV bot fairytale narratives:

1: Media/journalists are being paid by the Tour/ESPN
2: CGM doesn't report LIV viewership from the app
3: Everyone outside the USA loves LIV Golf
4: CGM won't show LIV players during telecasts of majors

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@KVanValkenburg I love how Bubba Watson finished in the "Relegation Zone" last year but then LIV Golf was like "just kidding! you're all good bro, come back next year!" lol

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@_LFGolf @Mike_kim714 @practicalgolf who's going to tell him?

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@ForePlayPod Amazing content if you’re into watching some dude play by himself, shoot 85 and do ads for Body Armor and Chevy every couple holes…

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@GolfDigest Is “Father Time” a slot machine in Vegas?

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@HankHaney this is like saying the steak at Applebee's is "impressive"

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@ForePlayPod @ONE1Brands @RiggsBarstool Imagine using a training device for years that ingrains a putting stroke that hits the ball this far away from the center of the club face at contact…

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@ANGC_burner It’s fascinating that a big part of the LIV bro playbook is to hate on Rory McIlroy.

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@TalkBirdie2Mee How do you bet on what are essentially glorified practice rounds? Since LIV Golf is so “innovative”, maybe they need new ways to attract bettors with side bets that fit the brand? For example, What hole will a flash mob break out on? How many song before the dj plays Jump Around?

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@KylePorterNS How was Crenshaw winning and dedicating it to Penick tough for atheists??

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@JasonSobelGolf It’s actually very traditional

https://t.co/MHdiisNEOw

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@CPowers14 I swear these LIV bros that exist in a constant state of delusion and victimhood are one of the worst things about LIV Golf…

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@GolfDigest I don't get it

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@RedHarrington44 That's a bummer. But look on the bright side! It's LIV Golf so it doesn't matter.

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@BrendanPorath "MEET ME AT 17 ASSMAN"

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@GolfDigest The funniest thing about this question is most bros on LIV don't want to play in the majors. If they did, all of them would be at all of the qualifiers. Leave them alone and don't disturb their boat parties!

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@PullHookGolf Cue the LIV bros: iF u dOnT caRE aBoUt iT whY do u KeEp tWeeetIn aBoUt it hUh??

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@TalkBirdie2Mee I could tell you, but then I’d have to kill you…

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@TronCarterNLU "Can you make the C look more like a shitter?"