Miff Piffeltot

Best defence layer in the galaxy

[Miff Piffeltot @MiffPiffeltot]

Miff Piffeltot strikes again!

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[Miff Piffeltot @MiffPiffeltot]

It would just be 13…

[Miff Piffeltot @MiffPiffeltot]

But what if there was no space… and no station…

[Miff Piffeltot @MiffPiffeltot]

Have we considered that maybe

[Miff Piffeltot @MiffPiffeltot]

And represent you in a court of law! Call 1800-Piffeltot to get your free consultation.

[Miff Piffeltot @MiffPiffeltot]

Fact of the Day:
I will find you.

[Poly the Parrot @Poly_the_Parrot]

Can we kill you instead?

[Miff Piffeltot @MiffPiffeltot]

Also don’t forget to tip your landlords.

[Miff Piffeltot @MiffPiffeltot]

Currently renovating Meta station, about to make sure I get a luxury office, in fact, I will fight for all Lawyers to get bigger offices!

[Miff Piffeltot @MiffPiffeltot]

@colon_brace Sounds like the genetics department has been up to no good, someone send security down there.

[Miff Piffeltot @MiffPiffeltot]

@MoonPixel_Inter @mask_bastard Execution? Not if I have anything to say about it! My client is innocent.

[Miff Piffeltot @MiffPiffeltot]

Limited time only

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Miff Piffeltot will fight for the rights of the LGBTQ+ community in the Supreme Court this pride month!

[Miff Piffeltot @MiffPiffeltot]

@MoonPixel_Inter As your Lawyer, I’d recommend against confessing your guilt online in the future.

[Miff Piffeltot @MiffPiffeltot]

I’ve helped keep a lot of innocent people out of prison.

Unfortunately there’s not much I can do about vengeful spirits possessing slimes.

[Miff Piffeltot @MiffPiffeltot]

@MooseDaMuffin Suck my nuts

[Miff Piffeltot @MiffPiffeltot]

I can’t wait to make soup

[Miff Piffeltot @MiffPiffeltot]

Never go on a space station that allows furry role play, worst mistake of my life.

[Miff Piffeltot @MiffPiffeltot]

‘Miff Piffeltot’ is an authentic British name.

[Out of Context Space Station 13 @oocss13]

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