Melissa Townson

Do not take life to seriously, you may not get out alive!

[Chris Rose @ArchRose90]

Makerfield is now a battle between Robert Kenyon and Andy Burnham.

Robert, an Army veteran and local plumber who is certainly not a generic careerist.

Andy, who deep down wants to rejoin the EU, has already u-turned twice and let down Pakistani rape gang victims.

Vote Reform.

[BRITAIN IS BROKEN 🇬🇧 @BROKENBRITAIN0]

🚨BREAKING: The Labour Party has COMPLETELY turned on Keir Starmer 🇬🇧

His own ministers are preparing to tell him to RESIGN immediately after the may elections.

This is it - the END.

The WORST PM in history❗️

[Samantha Smith @SamanthaTaghoy]

Two British MPs.
Lee Anderson and Zarah Sultana.

One right-wing.
One left-wing.

Both kicked out of Parliament…
…for telling the truth.

Both sides of the British political spectrum have been united by one indisputable fact:

Keir Starmer is a liar.
And he needs to resign.

[Saul Staniforth @SaulStaniforth]

.@HackneyAbbott: "Its one thing to say, as he insists on saying, nobody told me, nobody told me anything, nobody told me. The question is, why didn't the prime minister ask"

Spot on.

[Zarah Sultana MP @zarahsultana]

Keir Starmer is a barefaced liar and if he had any decency, he would resign.

[Dr Shola Mos-Shogbamimu @SholaMos1]

Auntie Diane chewed up Keir Starmer & left no crumbs 👏🏾 I love this for her😂 The look on Starmer and Lammy's faces - they weren't enjoying it one bit!

[Piers Morgan @piersmorgan]

The Prime Minister will today ask us to believe that despite having previously been the Director of Public Prosecutions, he never thought to check if a twice-fired Govt minister had passed security vetting before he made him our top diplomat.
Pigs may also fly.

[Mike Graham 🇬🇧 @Iromg]

Diane Abbott just nailed the Prime Minister. That’s how much trouble he is in…

[Chris Rose @ArchRose90]

The fiercest question has come from Keir Starmer’s own side.

Diane Abbott: “Given everything we know about Peter Mandelson’s history…it’s not enough for the Prime Minister to say nobody told me…why didn’t he ask anyone?” 🔥

True. A non-answer from Keir Starmer.

[Zarah Sultana MP @zarahsultana]

The whole country knows it: Keir Starmer is a barefaced liar.

[Lee Harris @LeeHarris]

Ooft! Diane Abbott just ended Keir Starmer political career.

"Knowing Peter Mandelson's history, going back 30 years, it's one thing to say 'nobody told me', the question is WHY DIDN'T THE PM ASK?"

When Diane Abbott, of all people, has the moral high ground, you know it's over

[Lee Harris @LeeHarris]

🚨HUGE: It's just been revealed that Keir Starmer was advised by the cabinet secretary Simon Case to do security clearance *BEFORE* appointing Mandelson, but he IGNORED the advice.

This is the smoking gun we've been waiting for.

He's finished.

[Alex Armstrong @Alexarmstrong]

Well @KemiBadenoch has absolutely butchered Keir Starmer in the House of Commons over the vetting scandal.

“Is there one rule for him, and one rule for everyone else?”

I’ve never seen the Prime Minister so flustered. He’s shaking, nervous and stumbling through his response.

[Miriam Margolyes OBE @MMargolyes]

She might not be here to say it.

But let’s not let death stop Janey Godley from giving the middle finger to Donald Trump.

Let’s do it for dear friend Janey.

[Florence Lox 🇬🇧🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @floboflo]

At least 4 million at the anti-Trump protest in London today.
NO violence NO police injured NO arrests.
This is how they do it on the left

[Melissa Townson @MiffTownson]

Take a look at this video from this search, projection on windsor castle https://t.co/VfbEAbcpNN

[Private Eye Magazine @PrivateEyeNews]

Number crunching: Peter Mandelson’s days in government before resigning / getting sacked.

From the new Private Eye, out now.

[ClarksonsFarm @ClarksonsFarm1]

Would you watch this?🤔

[God Save Great Britain @GSGB01]

🚨BREAKING: SAS Legend and patriot Ant Middleton is officially standing as an independent candidate for mayor of London in 2028.

Would Ant get your vote?

[Piers Morgan @piersmorgan]

🤣🤣You literally went to prison for lying & breaching a court order not to repeat your lies. And I suspect the reason you’re bottling my show is because you know if you repeat the lies again when I challenge you, you’ll be back to prison.