Tommy Migaki

National Taco Association Certified Taco Judge

[Tommy Migaki @Migakitr]

@SenTedCruz @tedcruz

You’re a fucking idiot

[Tommy Migaki @Migakitr]

@lmigaki The shoes just aren’t working for me 2/10

[Tommy Migaki @Migakitr]

Fact:

If I see a car with a Harvard University sticker, I WILL say “This guy must be wicked smaht” all day long

[Tommy Migaki @Migakitr]

25 year old me: I think i might want a motorcycle

29 year old me: I think buying a foot bath would dramatically improve my life

The fuck happened?

[Tommy Migaki @Migakitr]

Today has given me hope that maybe one day I could be a first gentleman #BidenHarrisInauguration

[The Daily Orange @dailyorange]

Syracuse law school graduate starts new job today.

[Tommy Migaki @Migakitr]

3 more hours of the guy who tweeted “covfefe” having the nuclear codes

[Christian Harris @chrxstianh__]

White House security waking the Trump family up tomorrow:

[Bunkie Perkins @BunkiePerkins]

Tommy Tuberville gets sworn in and the Capitol’s defense immediately falls apart.

[lot wizard @nathandickers0n]

what a time to be alive. conversely it would also be a great time to be dead

[Tal Kopan @TalKopan]

Please remember that every amazing photo and video of these upsetting events unfolding is brought to you by a journalist putting themselves in harm’s way so you may witness history.

[Tommy Migaki @Migakitr]

@samrdagostino Very worth it

[Tommy Migaki @Migakitr]

I dont care if this makes me sound like a bad person, i’m just gonna say it...

Seeing someone drive away with their coffee cup on the roof of their car brings me more ecstasy and joy than anything on earth

[Tommy Migaki @Migakitr]

I petted a puppy today, that was good.

[Tommy Migaki @Migakitr]

If 2020 has a safe word, could someone please use it?

[Tommy Migaki @Migakitr]

Apparently now I automatically sing “I’mma buy you a drank” when i water my plants

[Jason Beck @beckjason]

Cincinnati takes Opening Day of #ConeySeries, 7-1, as Detroiters ponder chili on spaghetti.

[Tommy Migaki @Migakitr]

Just “accidently” used my mask as a napkin, and i’m facing some conflicting emotions about it

[Tommy Migaki @Migakitr]

I’m about to pay extra for no ads on Hulu, the men in the eharmony commercials are INSULTINGLY attractive. Fuck you @eHarmony

[Tommy Migaki @Migakitr]

So cute it makes me want to PUKE