Mighele Henrotte

Lady tattooer, inland surfer, located in beautiful BC.

[Mighele Henrotte @MigheleH]

Boy mom google search: “is it possible for a kid to break through the second floor?”

[Mighele Henrotte @MigheleH]

Where you’ll never cry no more, dear lass. #inaglassgrimmly @AdamGidwitz My new tattoo with a grim inspiration 🧜🏻‍♀️ *by Dallas Cruz in Chillliwack BC*

[Mighele Henrotte @MigheleH]

My 7 year old has an ear infection and described the pain “It’s like my ear is being stabbed by 100 netherite swords with fire aspect and sharpness enchantment” so I guess that’s bad. #parenting #minecraft

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So basically if you don’t exercise daily you have to take Advil every day until you die? #AdultingAndStuff

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@moldyclay @blink182 Dude!! Yes!!

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If any parents are wondering how many times they must rebuild their kids LEGO sets before transforming into villain Lord Business and super glueing them together... somewhere between 12-15. https://t.co/qPQj2BiUID

[Mighele Henrotte @MigheleH]

@thedad This method also works when attempting to get the child to put its shoes on.

[The Dad @thedad]

MY KID: can I have some Cheetos?
*2 seconds later*
MY KID:

[jordan @jordan_stratton]

Government: You owe us money. It’s called taxes.

Me: How much do I owe?

Gov’t: You have to figure that out.

Me: I just pay what I want?

Gov’t: Oh, no we know exactly how much you owe. But you have to guess that number too.

Me: What if I get it wrong?

Gov’t: You go to prison

[Mighele Henrotte @MigheleH]

Does anyone else find themselves screaming “SHUT THE FUCK UUUUUUUPPPPP” to their cat daily? Just me? #meowymotherfucker

[Mighele Henrotte @MigheleH]

@mtv can we get more #teenmomog episodes of all the dads hanging out and chatting cause that shit was insightful af

[Mighele Henrotte @MigheleH]

@danikahaley I won’t leave for good! I’ll always do it, just have to scale back a bit I think!

[Mighele Henrotte @MigheleH]

There are some days when I just want to quit tattooing

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@danikahaley Probably has to do with that, I just find myself asking “what’s more important, tattooing or my family?” A lot...

[Mighele Henrotte @MigheleH]

My Husband’s Addicted To Metamucil: A Memoir

[Mighele Henrotte @MigheleH]

Yeah okay #InkMaster , they only picked Roly for the finale so there are three judges teams at the finale and therefore more chance for drama.

[Mighele Henrotte @MigheleH]

One of my favourite things to do is fill a bunch of online carts and then never go through with them. #onlineshopping