Mighty Apollo

Notes from a demigod...

[Mighty Apollo @MightyApollo]

Worship me puny humans... #CatsOfTwitter

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@FDRLST You could always repent.

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@robbystarbuck Nothing like getting your medical advice from a right wing group giving such sketchy advice they made QuackWatch.🙄

I get it is mostly a “small dick, mad at God” issue for you, but you could *checks notes* try pissing off and minding your own business.🤷‍♂️

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@Dar7hSalt @marlene4719 Mocking the truth by insulting the disabled… why don’t you just tattoo “Too loathsome to fuck” on your forehead instead?

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@VoteBidenOut @SRuhle In a video game? I get that red states are loser shit holes, but we give you a healthy allowance to live on🤷‍♂️

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@MZHemingway Don’t worry, old school conservatism, with patriotism, respect for the rule of law, free markets, etc. is dead. They’ll come over to team “suck Putin’s dick” with you soon enough.

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@MZHemingway Perhaps “fact” means something different in your native ass clown?

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@MZHemingway And you’ve licked jelly off Putin’s balls. What other stupid false equivalency should we bring up?

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@indygrl Everyone with a working brain knows he is guilty. But the justice system is another lynch pin of society and tearing it down is bad. It will take a bit for some of the MAGAts to get on that bus with you. They will. But not everyone is as much a POS as you. They have to work at it

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@Sassafrass_84 That you would fuck farm animals for pocket change.

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@MZHemingway Patriotism and believe in the rule of law would confuse you.🤷‍♂️

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@Rob_Mahar07 @EliseStefanik It’s just like thinking, but liquid shit squirts out your ears.😹

On planet earth, Elise is fluffing the balls of a rapist who is now a convicted felon that stole money from kids with cancer.

This is a step up from her helping a drag queen con artist get into congress.

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@EliseStefanik All this, and you still won’t be his VP pick because Trump doesn’t think you are fuckable.😹

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@Asst_to_the_RM @RyanShead True, but the video also really drives home that Tesla never really studied off road applications. There is no significant articulation in the suspension.

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@MZHemingway @nypost All decent people will. I bet Putin’s balls will be extra salty when you such them that day. Watch you blood pressure!

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@Teslaconomics And the riders pedal…😹

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@natenutss @Sassafrass_84 @JoeBiden I’ll pay you $ not to reproduce.😹

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@Sassafrass_84 @JoeBiden Might carry more weight if you weren’t licking orange goo out of the ass crack of a rapist who stole money from kids with cancer and needlessly killed thousands of Americans.😹

https://t.co/VOetSHowHB

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@DICEY63 @acpandy @MZHemingway Perhaps something was lost when the report was translated from English to your native fuckwit?😹

https://t.co/t0e3hLYWnG

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@DICEY63 @acpandy @MZHemingway Encouraging folks to read this isn’t the gotcha you think.😹

https://t.co/t0e3hLYWnG

But X hides your replies by default. Do you think that is a bot thing or Elmo’s ‘small dick mad at God’ filter?

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@acpandy @MZHemingway The GOP controlled Senate Intelligence Committee found the same thing and you gargle their balls.😹