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PS I'm not going to feel bad when I have a late night raucous thing. #thenyallareoitofluck #karma #paybackiscoming

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But, man, I'm too old for that. It's almost #midnight. Don't make me call the cops on your party. #tired #almost40 #whywasntiinvited

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Dear friends in my neighborhood: I totally get why you are having loud music playing on a #saturdaynight. (Cont)

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The only thoughts that are my own come at bedtime. So on this day - 15 years later - I can't sleep. #neverforget #9/11 #holdmybabiestight

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I'm exhausted and it's Friday just before my kids get out of school. #helpme #illnevermakeitthroughtheweekend #isitmondayyet?

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Despair in suburbia: the people waiting in a winding line at Starbucks at 8 am.

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Back to school, in summary:

#yay! #freedom #elation! #timetomyself

Followed by the creeping feeling of sadness. #theydon'tneedme #boo

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Getting #ready for some #drama. Just moved in with my #motherinlaw with my kids for a month. #battleofwills #imgonnastartdrinkingnow

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Word of warning: don't look I the mirror at 1 am. If you suspect you actually look like a vampire, you do.

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When you're away for work, #kidsbedtime is the hardest time. Miss those #littlefaces. #workingmom #nogettingaway

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All time #scariest children's #movies: 1. Dark Crystal, 2. Secret of Nimh, and 3. Lion King. My kids are watching the third on a loop.

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Love this new review because that's my #daughter on the package! #mightyclean #babygirl'sfamous

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For once in my life, I ended #gameofthrones feeling happy. Is this what happens when there's no book's plot to follow? In your face, #GRRM!

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Is she trying to tell me something? #motherdayfail #shouldibeworried #where'sdad

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Is it possible to be in a good mood the day after #Disneyland? I'm exhausted and life without cotton candy is a serious let down.

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There is nothing more fun and exciting than Day #1 of #Disneyland. It's just that I can't get out of bed for Day #2. #beattired

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My two year old: "I don't like chicken parm. Actually, I don't like the chicken. I like the parm." I'm trying to explain that's not a thing.

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"Two more weeks" for contractors is like the "30 min delay" that pilots tell you about. It's always longer, but they don't want you to panic

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Is it me? I think those tape gun holder things make it harder to tape something. Why can't I get it to work???!

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Oh no!! My daughter loves these: Cra-Z-Art Toy Jewelry Kits Are Found to Have High Lead Levels, via @nytimes https://t.co/5BGJrfenlU