Mark Fish

I believe that you only get one crack at life and I am trying to enjoy it as much as I can - although with a balance between family, work and play!

[Politics UK @PolitlcsUK]

🚨 BREAKING: Keir Starmer's business adviser Varun Chandra attended a No 10 Downing Street lockdown party

Keir Starmer repeated his criticism of the parties just days ago

[@thesun]

[Tucker Carlson @TuckerCarlson]

Neil Oliver: Proud conspiracy theorist.

[J.K. Rowling @jk_rowling]

🎉🌼🌸April Fools! 🌸🌼🎉

Only kidding. Obviously, the people mentioned in the above tweets aren't women at all, but men, every last one of them.

In passing the Scottish Hate Crime Act, Scottish lawmakers seem to have placed higher value on the feelings of men performing their idea of femaleness, however misogynistically or opportunistically, than on the rights and freedoms of actual women and girls. The new legislation is wide open to abuse by activists who wish to silence those of us speaking out about the dangers of eliminating women's and girls’ single-sex spaces, the nonsense made of crime data if violent and sexual assaults committed by men are recorded as female crimes, the grotesque unfairness of allowing males to compete in female sports, the injustice of women’s jobs, honours and opportunities being taken by trans-identified men, and the reality and immutability of biological sex.

For several years now, Scottish women have been pressured by their government and members of the police force to deny the evidence of their eyes and ears, repudiate biological facts and embrace a neo-religious concept of gender that is unprovable and untestable. The re-definition of 'woman' to include every man who declares himself one has already had serious consequences for women's and girls’ rights and safety in Scotland, with the strongest impact felt, as ever, by the most vulnerable, including female prisoners and rape survivors.

It is impossible to accurately describe or tackle the reality of violence and sexual violence committed against women and girls, or address the current assault on women’s and girls’ rights, unless we are allowed to call a man a man. Freedom of speech and belief are at an end in Scotland if the accurate description of biological sex is deemed criminal.

I'm currently out of the country, but if what I've written here qualifies as an offence under the terms of the new act, I look forward to being arrested when I return to the birthplace of the Scottish Enlightenment.

If you agree with the views set out in this tweet, please retweet it.

#ArrestMe #AprilFools #HateCrimeActScotland

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[Kevin Sorbo @ksorbs]

We received about 20 inches of snow this week. So……….

8:00 am: I made a snowman.

8:10 - A feminist passed by and asked me why I didn't make a snow woman.

8:15 - So, I made a snow woman.

8:17 - My feminist neighbor complained about the snow woman's voluptuous chest saying it objectified women everywhere.

8:20 - The gay couple living nearby threw a hissy fit and moaned it should have been two snowmen instead.

8:22 - The transgender man / woman / person asked why I didn't just make one snow person with detachable parts.

8:25 - The vegans at the end of the lane complained about the carrot nose, as veggies are food and are not to be used to decorate snow figures.

8:28 - I was being called a racist because the snow person is white.

8:30 - I used food coloring to make the snow person a different color and be more racially inclusive.

8:37 - Then I was accused of using a black face on the snow person.

8:39 - The middle eastern gent across the road demanded the snow woman be completely covered.

8:40 - The police arrived saying someone had been offended.

8:42 - The feminist neighbor complained again that the broomstick of the snow woman needed to be removed because it depicted women in a domestic role.

8:43 - The 'council on equality' officer arrived and threatened me with eviction.

8:45 - TV news crew from ABC showed up. I was asked if I know the difference between snowmen and snow-women? I replied "Snowballs" and am now a sexist.

9:00 - I was on the news as a suspected terrorist, racist, homophobe, and sensibility offender, bent on stirring up trouble during difficult weather.

9:10 - I was asked if I have any accomplices. My children were taken by social services.

9:29 - Far left protesters offended by everything, marched down the street demanding that I be arrested.

9:45 - The boss called and fired me because of the negative association with work that had been all over social media

10:00 - I cry into my drink because all I wanted to do was build a snowman...

Moral: There is no moral to this story. It is what this world has become because of a bunch of snowflakes.

[Jonathan Wall @jonathanrwall]

Have the skill to handle a low-bounce lob wedge? If you do, I have a fresh @VokeyWedges SM9 WedgeWorks 60A with your name on it.

Just need to RT and be following this account to win. I’ll pick a winner on Friday.

[Laurence Fox @LozzaFox]

https://t.co/5OTAFKwnYy

[Benny Johnson @bennyjohnson]

This is heartwarming 🥲

[Mark Fish @MightyFishster]

Please Help Dylan Beat Leukaemia https://t.co/Xzs3wPJnrI

[Patrick Christys @PatrickChristys]

Thank you to everybody for going into bat for me today and helping me get my Twitter account back - you’re a lovely bunch ❤️

[Andrew Bridgen @ABridgen]

I have been informed by former colleagues in the Conservative Party that their whips office warned them NOT to vote for my Child Protection Bill.

What do you think of my speech and my proposed bill?

#RT if you support my bill 🙏

[Jonathan Wall @jonathanrwall]

I've neglected my fellow southpaws in gear giveaways for far too long. So let's make things right.

Giving away a fresh 34-inch @TaylorMadeGolf TP Reserve TR-M21 mallet from my lefty stash. Just need to RT and be following this account. I'll pick a winner on Friday.

[Mark Fish @MightyFishster]

@RTF819_
Do you follow these guys? https://t.co/0Kpx5Zn6ye

[Matt Walsh @MattWalshBlog]

Wow. Thank you, Elon. We really appreciate it.

[Matt Walsh @MattWalshBlog]

It was a battle but free speech wins in the end. The film can now be seen and shared by all. Please retweet.

[Ben Shapiro @benshapiro]

Thanks, @elonmusk! Overnight, visibility limits on the movie have been removed. Elon continues to work to make good on his pledge to keep Twitter an open platform!

[Matt Walsh @MattWalshBlog]

It's been a wild 24 hours. It began with Twitter labeling our film hate speech and completely suppressing it, and ends with all suppression lifted and Elon Musk himself tweeting out the film and urging people to watch it. A huge win.

[Matt Walsh @MattWalshBlog]

The film has been shared 30 thousand times in just the last couple of hours. Once again, the Left's efforts to censor and suppress have backfired in spectacular fashion. What a great way to ring in Pride Month.

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Every parent should watch this

[Mark Fish @MightyFishster]

@wesstreeting 🤡

[Mark Fish @MightyFishster]

@robdix money