Malevolent Eclair

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[Malevolent Eclair @MightyKurwa]

Tadinya, gua ga mau sama sekali buat capek-capek ladenin kelakuannya. Gua sejauh ini diem aja. Mungkin karena sibuk nyari celah ga ketemu, jadinya milih jalan fitnah dan ngusik kedamaian hati gua. Emang bener sih orang kurang ajar kalo didiemin malah makin gila.

[Malevolent Eclair @MightyKurwa]

Maulid tapi pake kembang api.

Mayoritas. Mayoritas dungu. Aoowwkksss

[Malevolent Eclair @MightyKurwa]

@TxtdariHI Marketing kontraktor arena olahraga WKWKWKWK

[Malevolent Eclair @MightyKurwa]

@dirtportafilter Gakpapa kak jaym. Itu tandanya Semesta sedang mempersiapkan jodoh terbaik buat kak jaym 🫰🏻

[Malevolent Eclair @MightyKurwa]

WKWKWKWKWK SERU BGT

[Pangeran @pangeransiahaan]

Seru juga ini para pundit bola mendapat treatment gosip ala selebriti lengkap dengan perlambeturahan versi bola.

Sebagai yang bukan pundit, saya mengamat-amati saja

[Malevolent Eclair @MightyKurwa]

Sumpah gua suka banget teori-teori jail gini wkwkwk. Teorinya liar, tapi kalo dipikir-pikir "iya juga ya(?)" 😂

[Lensa Dortmund @DortmundLensID]

Gua ada teori liar (ini cocoklogi, jdi gausah diserang, karna emg ga proven)

bahwasannya pemain berkebangsaan Jerman dengan catatan ras pribumi Jerman murni (misal ras Germanic,frisia,sinti,sorbia,dll) akan susah main di liga Inggris (range pengamatan > era 2010 keatas)

Gua sempet menduga ada hubungan antara hubungan Jerman-Inggris yang dari dulu musuhan

Udah banyak contoh kayak Wirtz,Timo Werner, Karius, Woltemade,Schurlle etc

🧛: Itu Gundogan, Sane,Ozil sukses di EPL
Gua : Ya mereka semua bukan ras pribumi Jerman

🧛: Bagaimana dengan Jens Lehmann? sama Michael Ballack? mereka legend di klub nya
Gua : Nah ini, entah kenapa fenomena ini terjadi di 2010 keatas

yang kebanyakan merantau keluar Jerman pun, mostly adalah kebangsaan Jerman keturunan afrika, turki dsb

[Malevolent Eclair @MightyKurwa]

Abis liat video drag race molis ngebantai rx & fu. Gokil sih wkwkwkwk

[Malevolent Eclair @MightyKurwa]

Menang war BB 2x tuh hoki banget berarti yyyy. Presale BCA dapet, Indosat juga dapet wkwkwk

[Malevolent Eclair @MightyKurwa]

2 hari lalu abis leg day, terus hari ini ngide. Kayaknya ikut padel reclub kantor 3 jam seru kali ya.

Bajingan. Jadinya ganti celana aja gua harus duduk 😭

[Malevolent Eclair @MightyKurwa]

s o k m a n t e p

[Malevolent Eclair @MightyKurwa]

@dirtportafilter Kaizer wombat mau ga?

[Malevolent Eclair @MightyKurwa]

Nomad Games 2026 Opening Ceremony is sooooooooo fucking 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

[Malevolent Eclair @MightyKurwa]

Kek ondel-ondel tjuyyyyy 😂

[Blake @UtdBlakee]

🚨Jose Mourinho on Julian Alvarez:

🗣️“Let me be honest, this transfer saga is becoming a comedy. You sign a six-year contract, spend three seasons at Atlético and suddenly you want to force your way out because a big club is interested?

If I were Atlético, I wouldn’t even negotiate with him. I would tell his agents: ‘You want to leave? Fine. Find yourself a club in Turkey.’

I would happily send him to a mid-table Turkish club just to make the point. You cannot sign a long-term contract and then behave as if the club has no rights.

Atlético invested heavily in this player and gave him an important role. If another club wants him, they should pay what Atlético demands.

And if they cannot afford it, then stay where you are and respect your contract. Simple.”

[Malevolent Eclair @MightyKurwa]

Kata gua sih resign ya itu yg di mandiri wkwkwk

[Malevolent Eclair @MightyKurwa]

Ac gym gua bau rendang anjay

[Malevolent Eclair @MightyKurwa]

Akhirnya merasakan ketemu siluman-siluman reclub ini. Beginner mana yang servenya slicing? Tepak tepoknya juga kenceng banget. Fun match kok kompetitif?

[Malevolent Eclair @MightyKurwa]

@dumdummilo

[Malevolent Eclair @MightyKurwa]

Menutup mata dengan mensyukuri pola asuh nyokap ga bikin gua pernah punya dua pacar dalam satu waktu. Hehe. Alhamdulillah 🤲🏻

[Malevolent Eclair @MightyKurwa]

Trust me, you'll never get there with that personality.

[Malevolent Eclair @MightyKurwa]

Gu kira harga RAM naik terus karena pemanfaatan AI untuk masa depan. Ternyata BUAT EDITAN AI TERUS DIMEDSHARE KE REZA RONGAWI BJGGGNNNN 😭😭😭😭😭

[Whizz @CFCWhizzHQQ]

🚨 For Cristiano Ronaldo to equal Messi's achievements, He needs:

• 1 World Cup
• 3 Ballon D'or Award
• 2 French League titles and
• 1 Human Hormone.

🚨 But For Lionel Messi to equal Ronaldo's achievements, He needs:

• 3 Premier League titles
• 2 Champions League titles
• 1 Puskas Award
• 2 FA Cup
• 2 English Super Cup
• 2 Italian League titles
• 2 Italian Cup
• 1 Club World Cup
• 6 Globe Soccer Award
• 1 UCL All Time scorer Award
• 1 Diamond YouTube play button.
• 1 Saudi Pro League title

Any disrespect to Cristiano Ronaldo from all Messi fans will not be tolerated anymore... 🤔