Chris M

[Chris M @MightyMoundz]

Brb

[Chris M @MightyMoundz]

No matter how much success tswift reaches, for me, she'll always just be that girl that cries on her guitar.

[Chris M @MightyMoundz]

My cats love to watch me sort the dirty laundry but never bother to help me out.

[Chris M @MightyMoundz]

Noooooooooooooooo!!!!!

[🦣 WOOLI 🦣 @woolimusic]

SAY WOOLI

[Chris M @MightyMoundz]

@StraightFussin I remember back in Jr. High when I was first learning guitar, and got shit for saying "why would anyone choose a Les Paul, they're so heavy" and I lost the debate because "they're professional guitarists".
I'll take my single coils over tone and waste my money on pedals instead..

[Chris M @MightyMoundz]

@DrWatstoned "Carl, get in the eva or rei will have too!"
"Yo, listen here cheapskate, I'm just trying to keep my lowlife neighbors out of my pool I went as high as I could in da food chain, and now you want me to drive one of these fancy, ya know, FRIKKIN Gundam things! And "OH GOD MY BACK!"

[Chris M @MightyMoundz]

@SevenLionsMusic Grand Rapids, MI. @sectionlive 👀👀👀

[Chris M @MightyMoundz]

@DrWatstoned The show you were supposed to see was me, right?🥹
You better get yo ass back to GR sooner than later because I didn't get to tussle your hair.

[Chris M @MightyMoundz]

Millennial "Sleeping Beauty" would have the prince showing up and being like "ya know what? She looks cozy, I'm not going to disturb her.. set some boundaries..."

[Chris M @MightyMoundz]

To my girlfriend, I am a body pillow that farts.

[Chris M @MightyMoundz]

If @SevenLionsMusic's debut album is a concept album, I'm going to Lose Myself.

[Chris M @MightyMoundz]

@woolimusic My work schedule lately has been having Wednesdays and Thursdays off, but my girlfriend is dragging me to some dinosaur thing at the end of September, so I'll be busy for that. But if you could swing by Grand Rapids, MI to say hi, on a Wed. or Thurs. that'd be stellar.

[Chris M @MightyMoundz]

I was ready to get my hair cut for the first time in 2 and half years and make my parents proud. That was before we got back from seeing the new Thor movie and Deanna showed me how much fun claw clips can be. 👁️‍🗨️👁️‍🗨️

[Chris M @MightyMoundz]

Dear @SweetsKendamas,
What are the odds you'll be at @lost_lands again this year? If so, what are the odds that you'll have the @OfTheTrees kendama for me to purchase from you?
Sincerely,
Chris

[Chris M @MightyMoundz]

@DrWatstoned Alright, give me your hand.

[Chris M @MightyMoundz]

My girlfriend just said she wants her hair to look like Eddie's from Stranger Things. So that's the confusion I'm going to be dealing with for the next 7 episodes.

[Chris M @MightyMoundz]

My manager just told me that her family had her grandma thinking that Jen Z was an actual person.

[Chris M @MightyMoundz]

@cheezindafridge A long time ago, in a galaxy far, far away...

OOOO!

[Chris M @MightyMoundz]

Being in a functioning, happy, and exciting relationship is accepting the fact that sometimes you will come home to find your marzen glass in the fridge being used to "revive the asparagus", even though you do not like to eat asparagus.

[Chris M @MightyMoundz]

My girlfriend just referred to herself as a "bad ass gamer bitch" after she beat a level in Kirby. So that's where I'm at in life.