Dan

Lanky and nerdy

He/him

[Dan @MightyWatcher]

I'm sorry I don't understand where you're coming from babe, you don't have subtitles on

[Dan @MightyWatcher]

My new bit is going to be when I'm getting drinks on a first date with a woman, I'll take a sip of my drink and say "first one in 9 years... Whew"

[Dan @MightyWatcher]

*taps mic*

Ahem

They/them squirted on me. Call that genderfluid.

[oatmeal influencer @acechhh]

Miss Vickie put her whole clit into those spicy dill pickle chips

[Justin🦩Boldaji @justinboldaji]

Telling everyone how impressive my first gay bareback orgy was

[lavitalenta @lavitalenta]

You guessed it folks, it’s the personification of Death from the 1957 Swedish thriller “Seventh Seal”

[clay ⛷️ @hanfjob]

computer, run boobs sequence

[stephen @stephenattong]

who up lighting they tower periwinkle for ibs awareness

[jesse @darthgordita]

everything was a fuckin game to this guy

[:p @t0ssm3]

not now daddy, kitten is going to blow her shit smoove off

[Dan @MightyWatcher]

I'm on Japanese twitter and it's so enlightening, they're all perverts

[Dan @MightyWatcher]

Friend is getting married next week, can't wait to hit him with these 2.5 seconds after its official

[Dan @MightyWatcher]

Crop dusting in the planet fitness

[luke @theemarbleindex]

chappell roan when a child runs towards her

[steillione @steillione]

Little kid: my favorite animal is a fish

Chappel roan:

[Dan @MightyWatcher]

Honestly this made me love her even more

[georgia @adatarg]

i supported chappell even when i thought she bullied some little kid unprovoked

[mr_eggs @scrumble_eggs]

Child: OMG it’s Chappell Roan

Security Guard:

[Dan @MightyWatcher]

YURI NIGHT AT THE MUSEUM

Why is the museum so freaked out

[Dan @MightyWatcher]

I need to find me some friends to go camping with this summer

[Dan @MightyWatcher]

Gru! Gru! The minions are unionizing

[Dan @MightyWatcher]

Give RFK Jr the T Virus, I'm trying to see something