GROOVY TONY

All you got is you.

[hippo✯ @hippocrise]

Fuck you

[maro @ProofofMaro]

To Catch A Predator was shut down because they kept catching politicians and judges btw

[Allie ✞ @allie__voss]

If your pastor is more worried about women calling for protection than men beating their wives, please get a new church

[ᵉᵇⁱ @shz_rbecakz]

Cuando ya calculaste cuántas horas vas a dormir, pero no te puedes dormir y el número va bajando

[Ray ✨🍉 @PacificOfRay]

L’avion qui passe… pire timing jamais vu 😭😭😭

[Alex Cole @acnewsitics]

Their argument is basically, "Your groceries are too affordable. Please stop.” If your entire business collapses because somebody sells milk and vegetables cheaper, maybe consumers weren't the problem.

[xavier @nahimdifferent]

because real niggas already a dying breed

[A.T. The Dallas Nightlife Ambassador @OhThatsAT]

Bun B said it best:

[CallUnc @Callunc]

Person in ad: You're probably going to skip this ad-

Me: CORRECT 🤣🤣🤣

[isaiah @tlop444]

now the safest man in chicago

[♈︎ @anomallynn]

BC WHITE PEOPLE ARE NOT THE STANDARD OF BEAUTY & PROFESSIONALISM

[Murdoink @Murdoink]

scrolling twitter today

[I Smoked Mitch McConnell's Brain @BlackKnight10k]

If you're wondering how Germany let the Nazis happen, here you go

[🥃 Child of the Hatch 🥃 @angelheart2015]

He was gonna shoot her POINT BLANK WITH WITNESSES??? But he forgot to remove the safety??? Throw the book at his bitch ass.

[sosa @fucksosaK]

son was so racist he didn’t even want a free day off work

[Miles @mtvsthewrld_]

Wrong direction #LookDown

[F-ℬᎯ฿ꌩ𓀡✖️🟰 @RobbBanks]

Crazy bar