Mike

IG @ mikeandrw || Snap: MIKEANDRW

[Mike @MiikeAndrew]

Who needs April fools when your Whole life is a joke?
#aprilfoolsday

[Mike @MiikeAndrew]

New insta picture📍 @ MikeAndrw

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How’s twitter 😂

[Mike @MiikeAndrew]

Like if ya active my twitters dead 😂

[Mike @MiikeAndrew]

My life is a massive game of what can I eat next

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Like if you're active? 😂

[Mike @MiikeAndrew]

"The world is gonna end"

Me in 2012: omfg please no

Me now:

[Mike @MiikeAndrew]

Burnt my hawaiian pizza today.
Shoulda cooked it on aloha temperature

[Mike @MiikeAndrew]

Like & Rt for a dm🖤

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My old tweets make me cringe 😂

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*Takes one good selfie*

*Posts on all social media, makes wallpaper, sends to friends, prints out & frames, emails to Nasa*

[Mike @MiikeAndrew]

If you eat all of your advent calendar on December 1st we can't be friends

[Mike @MiikeAndrew]

Snapchat needs a button that sends a snap to all ur streakers in one go

[Mike @MiikeAndrew]

If I text you I expect a quick ass reply otherwise I might as well write you a letter & not have a phone. Smh

[Mike @MiikeAndrew]

Average funeral costs $7k-$10k...
Smh I can't even afford to die 😂

[Mike @MiikeAndrew]

Person: Everyone has a nice side
Me: *guess I'm a circle then..*

[Mike @MiikeAndrew]

How do my parents expect good grades when I push on pull doors🙄

[Mike @MiikeAndrew]

Friend: are you ticklish?
Me: *takes 8 steps back*
Me: ...no

[Mike @MiikeAndrew]

I wonder how many miles I've scrolled with my thumb 🤔

[Mike @MiikeAndrew]

Wanna see a real mannequin challenge? Watch me on my couch for 12 hours