𝐍𝐨𝐭 𝐌𝐢𝐜𝐡𝐚𝐞𝐥 𝐇𝐚𝐰𝐤𝐢𝐧𝐬 𝐉𝐫

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[𝐍𝐨𝐭 𝐌𝐢𝐜𝐡𝐚𝐞𝐥 𝐇𝐚𝐰𝐤𝐢𝐧𝐬 𝐉𝐫 @MiikeHawkManiac]

@TheDunkCentral @TheAthletic he alr got traded bro why is everyone still dogging him😭

[Ross Hodge @coachrosshodge]

Cue Country Roads ⚽️🇺🇸

[Fox News @FoxNews]

🎶Almost heaven, West Virginia...

One state is bringing America's favorite country anthem to life.

At West Virginia's booth at the Great American State Fair, visitors climb behind the wheel for an interactive driving game where the only way to stay on the road is to keep singing "Take Me Home, Country Roads."

@LucasFoxNews takes us down the Blue Ridge Mountains and Shenandoah River.

[West Virginia Football @WVUfootball]

𝗔𝗟𝗟 𝗪𝗛𝗜𝗧𝗘 𝗙𝗢𝗥 5️⃣

⚪️ Wear white. September 5. ⚪️

🛍️ https://t.co/rg9We2weH8

[Pat McAfee @PatMcAfeeShow]

Where’d all the lightning bugs go?

[Polymarket Hoops @PolymarketHoops]

REPORT: LeBron James finds it “appealing” to play with Stephen Curry and Draymond Green. 👀

(via @DanWoikeSports)

[Big 12 Conference @Big12Conference]

SHUT. IT. DOWN.😤

Mountaineers are SEMIS BOUND

[WVU Men's Basketball @WVUhoops]

NBA CHAMPION 🏆

💍 @deucemcb11

[𝐍𝐨𝐭 𝐌𝐢𝐜𝐡𝐚𝐞𝐥 𝐇𝐚𝐰𝐤𝐢𝐧𝐬 𝐉𝐫 @MiikeHawkManiac]

@bordeauxyoutube

[ESPN @espn]

Take it all in, West Virginia 💛

For the first time ever, those country roads lead straight to Omaha‼️

[WVU Baseball @WVUBaseball]

Not AI

[Pat White @coachpatwhite]

WVU retired my number yesterday. 🏔️
My family — this is yours.
@PatMcAfee — you made this happen. Love you, brother.
My teammates — WE built this.
Everyone who reached out — I felt it all.
Mountaineer forever.

[West Virginia Football @WVUfootball]

One of the greatest and most electrifying players in Mountaineer history.

Today, we honor Pat White by announcing his No. 5 will be retired this fall.

🔗 https://t.co/NAtIPhRjwd

[ESPN @espn]

SING THAT SONG, WEST VIRGINIA!

What a moment in Morgantown. This is why we love college baseball ❤️

[Shams Charania @ShamsCharania]

Golden State Warriors star Stephen Curry has signed a shoe endorsement contract with Chinese company Li-Ning -- a landmark 10-year deal, sources tell ESPN. Li-Ning extends his Curry Brand venture globally and encompasses basketball products, athleisure, the ability for Curry to sign athletes under his brand, and a full golf line.

[NFL @NFL]

Headed to LA in a Flash ⚡️

[Sam Block @theblockspot]

Myles Garrett.
& Matthew Stafford.
& Puka Nacua.
& Davante Adams.
& Kyren Williams.
& Blake Corum.
& Byron Young.
& Kobie Turner.
& Nate Landman.
& Trent McDuffie.
& Sean McVay.

This is wild.
The Rams are absolutely loaded.

[Adam Schefter @AdamSchefter]

🚨🚨🚨

Bombshell: The Browns are finalizing a trade that will send two-time Defensive Player of the Year Myles Garrett to the Los Angeles Rams, per @rapsheet, @TomPelissero and me.

In exchange for Garrett, the Rams are expected to send Pro-Bowl edge Jared Verse, a 2027 first-round pick and other draft-pick compensation still being negotiated to the Browns.

[Three Year Letterman @3YearLetterman]

Literally the only answer to this is in modern times is West Virginia losing 13-9 to Pitt in the last regular season game of 2007

That was the one shot they were ever going to get at a national championship and they pissed it away against a 4 TD underdog who was their arch rival

The Kick 6 is a stupid nomination. Alabama had won 3 of 4 national titles and was clearly going to win more. It sucked but it didn’t alter the trajectory of the program

But the 2007 Backyard Brawl was IT for West Virginia