Mijanox

Dev qui fonctionne à l’huile d’olive

[Mijanox @Mijanox]

Nan comment j’ai pu dormir 3 ans comme ça…

[Mijanox @Mijanox]

3 ans que je dors sur un futon de 8cm destiné à un canapé lit.
3 ans que je sabote mon sommeil.

Vendredi 15 mai je reçois un nouveau matelas, je me prépare au plus grand glow up de ma vie… #Phénix

[Mijanox @Mijanox]

Non Franck Leboeuf, je ne vais pas vendre ma fiat panda de 1995, c'est mort.

[Mijanox @Mijanox]

3 ans que je dors sur un futon de 8cm destiné à un canapé lit.
3 ans que je sabote mon sommeil.

Vendredi 15 mai je reçois un nouveau matelas, je me prépare au plus grand glow up de ma vie��� #Phénix

[FenneccyFoxMV @MoustachedVilla]

I rigged an arcade stick for my model which works tracks all my movements controller movements.

Whaddya guys think of my epic crombo? Yeah pretty sick I know 😈. Sorry for the live dub, elgato was on da fritz so you know how it is.

[Mijanox @Mijanox]

« Tap the post », « tap to see », « tap »

[Mijanox @Mijanox]

Ces gens me gâchent mon quotidien

[Peter Girnus 🦅 @gothburz]

The company hired me to lead their "Agile Transformation."
I don't know what Agile means.
Nobody does.
That's why it works.

I make $425,000 a year.
To move sticky notes.
From left to right.
On a board.
The board is digital now.
The sticky notes cost $80,000 in Jira licenses.
Progress.

Day one, I said "we need to break down silos."
Everyone nodded.
Silos are bad.
I don't know why.
But destroying them is a career.
My career.

I introduced "squads."
Squads are teams.
But disrupted.
We disrupted the teams into teams.
Different names.
Same people.
Same problems.
But Agile problems now.
Agile problems are strategic.

A senior engineer asked what we're actually changing.
I said, "The mindset."
He asked what that means.
I said, "It's a journey."
He asked where we're going.
I said, "Toward agility."
He asked what agility means.
I pointed at the sticky notes.
They were moving left to right.
That's velocity.
We have velocity now.

The VP of Engineering said two-week sprints don't fit their work.
I said, "That's waterfall thinking."
Waterfall is bad.
Like silos.
I don't know what waterfall is.
But I know it's bad.
She stopped talking.
Waterfall accusations end conversations.

We had a retrospective.
In the retro, we discussed what went wrong.
Everything went wrong.
We put it on sticky notes.
Then we moved the sticky notes.
Into a column called "Parking Lot."
The Parking Lot is where problems go to die.
It's full.
We don't look at it.
That's agile.

Velocity is up 40%.
I defined velocity.
I also defined the points.
I also defined the stories.
We're crushing it.
At the things I made up.
To measure.
Ourselves.

The CEO asked for ROI.
I showed a chart.
The chart went up.
Charts should go up.
This one did.
I didn't label the Y-axis.
Nobody asked.
Leadership is confidence.

We do standups now.
Every day.
We stand.
For 45 minutes.
Standing is agile.
Sitting is waterfall.
My legs hurt.
But we're transforming.

The transformation is now "Phase 3."
Phase 1 was assessment.
Phase 2 was implementation.
Phase 3 is "continuous improvement."
Continuous means forever.
Forever means job security.
I'm very secure.

My contract was extended.
Three more years.
For "cultural impact."
The culture is confused.
But impacted.

Agile transformation isn't about being agile.
It's about transforming.
Continuously.
Toward more transformation.
The destination is the journey.
The journey is billable.

[Mijanox @Mijanox]

Mon YT music qui ne propose que de la musique kawaii/moe depuis ce live du 15 décembre…

[Mijanox @Mijanox]

Bahahaha

[AlertesInfos @AlertesInfos]

🇫🇷 FLASH | Le mot de passe permettant d’accéder aux serveurs de vidéosurveillance du Louvre était "Louvre". (Libération)

[Evo France @Evo_France]

Evo France 2025 Aftermovie

A first edition forever engraved in history.

Special thanks to @MaRegionSud , @MetropoleNCA , and @ExploreNCA for making this event possible.

[Mijanox @Mijanox]

Hey hey heeeeey!!!
Nan c’était insane…
#EvoFrance2025

[Evo France @Evo_France]

EVO MOMENT

[Suley @ASuleymon]

Going to our balcony and we can tell how well Mr Crimson is doing by how much we can hear the crowd from the venue

[PataChu @PataChuFGC]

Deuxième place à mon premier Evo, si proche du but mais à la fois tellement fier de moi. Je profite du weekend puis je ferai un bilan général plus tard 🙏

Merci tout le monde pour le soutien

[Evo @Evo]

It's all love.
#EvoFrance2025

[Mijanox @Mijanox]

@WreckItMundoooo The goooat

[GBVS Esports @gbvs_esports]

💪😎🎖️

[Mister Crimson @MistahCrimson]

TOUJOURS LÀ ! 🇫🇷🔥

[BMS | ESPORTS @BMS_CREW]

LES SUPPORTERS QUITTENT SOLARY PLUR REJOINDRE LES DOUBLES CHAMPIONS DE L’EVO

#EVOFRANCE