mikaela

i eat tacos 4x a week

[mikaela @MikaelaRW]

@RealDiscoDonnie changed addresses right after wristbands shipped. if mail forwarding fails can we get new bands at will call?

[mikaela @MikaelaRW]

@J_Randolphin i read this like “omg can you believe we have to remind little children to not be dicks” but apparently i was wrong

[mikaela @MikaelaRW]

going to hibernate until this FUCKING TERRIBLE place either blows up or becomes less fucking terrible

[mikaela @MikaelaRW]

nothing quite as disappointing as a watermelon that tastes like water

[the peoples champ @BrettMau5]

Mentally I am here

[Jalen |Blu Zangetsu| @JayxCreatez]

RT for good luck

[mikaela @MikaelaRW]

is it socially acceptable to tell a screaming child to stfu? asking for a friend

[gerald stratford @geraldstratfor3]

Now what shall I do with these beauties I fancy sweet cucumber and bell pepper relish cheers

[mikaela @MikaelaRW]

@qsaisavage @jadavidson09 i never got one 😬

[WeRateDogs @dog_rates]

This is Mira. That’s her workout for the year. Happy you recorded it so she can improve her form next time. 14/10

[mikaela @MikaelaRW]

i would murder someone to go to 45 east & get all my drinks spilled on me tonight

[mikaela @MikaelaRW]

i just want to go to a rave and maybe break my neck

[mikaela @MikaelaRW]

i am thankful people don’t see my awkward 😐 smile that middle aged dads do under my mask

[mikaela @MikaelaRW]

@frankybadasss the doctors said it’s a VERY a mild case. nothing serious.

[mikaela @MikaelaRW]

can i be a stay at home mom but without the kids