Oluwatobi Michael

In a world where unhappy people manage to give their best, imagine if we're all happy, the government would get more than our best!!!!

[Oluwatobi Michael @MikaelsMercy]

@observe_observe @FabrizioRomano 🤣🤣😭😭😭😂😂😂😂💔

[Oluwatobi Michael @MikaelsMercy]

@Only1Etubo

[Oluwatobi Michael @MikaelsMercy]

The replies and conversation under this thread is wild🥶☠️💀☠️💀😂😂

[Degen CPA @DrewVento]

Chinese thots have raised the stakes. The translate tweet option has put great pressure on American thots.

American thots now have to compete with a whole new level of thottery enguiniety they never saw coming. Will be fascinating to see play out.

[Oluwatobi Michael @MikaelsMercy]

Disrespectfully, @MTNNG is a useless and thieving enterprise💔💔💔💔

[HoestoriesnaijaTV💧 @Hoestoriesnaij]

#Ashawo #ImpeachBuhari #lagos #lagostwitterhangout

[Oluwatobi Michael @MikaelsMercy]

@naiijacitizen @visionkaobi @mhiz_tura You know ball jor.

Mapped Saga💔💔💔😂👍

[Oluwatobi Michael @MikaelsMercy]

@pbtips_ We go dey buy each other's Akara.
Makemi help you taste and verify your akara acidity

[Eze Miracle @nolimitmiracle]

Are you bek to your cantry yet

[Oluwatobi Michael @MikaelsMercy]

@Emarged Take this

[Oluwatobi Michael @MikaelsMercy]

@Emarged Arsenal upgraded

[Oluwatobi Michael @MikaelsMercy]

@Emarged Oh God 😂😂😂😂💔

[SAGE @Its_Sirmuel]

@nora_jooe The butcher calling to confirm 😁😂😂

[a @cherrycola08]

@nora_jooe it's either halal fuck or halal dick 💔

[حبیب الرحمٰن خان @habibalrhmnpti]

@nora_jooe I’m crying she ordered a halal fuck 😭😭

[TobyWrites @tobyasky]

Just ask yourself, is this the life you’ve chosen?

Would you look back and be proud of how far you’ve come? Is this how you’re going to waste away?

[Oluwatobi Michael @MikaelsMercy]

@bennetowuonda I did

[Ayo @Alhajirostova]

American: So there are terrorists causing problems in your country, right?

Nigerian: Yes.

American: That's terrible. Is the government at least doing something about it?

Nigerian: Well, our president addressed the issue.

American: Oh. What did he say?

Nigerian: He spoke about the law of lawf in the holy book

American: ...The law of love?

Nigerian: I guess

American: Okay. Did you send the military after them?

Nigerian: Hmm... at times.

American: What do you mean "at times"?

Nigerian: Sometimes we've heard the military went after them. In some cases, the terrorists ended up killing military personnel.

American: Wait. They killed your soldiers?

Nigerian: Yes.

American: Okay, so then your government retaliated and finished them off, right?

Nigerian: Mm... nah.

American: What do you mean "nah"?

Nigerian: Well, our president also gave an example from the Bible about the prodigal son on how we should accept them with love.

American: Hold on. The prodigal son?

Nigerian: Yes.

American: I'm confused. So you're telling me terrorists killed military personnel, and the response was a Bible lesson?

Nigerian: Something like that.

American: So you guys aren't doing anything?

Nigerian: No, no. We're doing something.

American: Okay. What are you doing?

Nigerian: We're rehabilitating the ones we catch.

American: You're... rehabilitating them?

Nigerian: Yes.

American: Not prosecuting them?

Nigerian: Not according to our president, no.

American: WTF WTF WTF

Nigerian: I never even tell you anything, you don dey cry

[Oluwatobi Michael @MikaelsMercy]

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