Mikayla Talmud

[໊ @sonohoor]

for someone who loves to sleep so much you’d think that i’d go to bed earlier

[helia @ItsEliane]

Not being able to teleport is continuing to be a huge inconvenience for me

[trin @lovelltrin]

holding space for loser like me lyrics

[Ted @Tedoffthegrid]

Every second that I’m not in bed I’m thinking about how badly I wanna be horizontal in bed and whenever I’m horizontal in bed I think yes I love being horizontal in my bed.

[Mom Jeans @momjeansplease]

Ever since I was a little girl I knew I wanted to have an upstairs ibuprofen bottle and a downstairs ibuprofen bottle.

[@TheCoreyRichardson on Threads. Follow Me There. @vexedinthecity]

The people in my autism parenting groups who are just figuring out what gutting the Department of Education is going to do to their kids, after they voted for Trump. Whew, chile. It’s a whole lotta, “They can’t do that, right?” Nah, bro. They can and they’re gonna.

[Maddie @maddiewhittle]

Probably the two most important professional-romantic partnerships in the arts right now

[Maryland Terrapins @umterps]

Red (Maryland's Version)

[deray @deray]

still too soon.

[Charlotte Clymer 🇺🇦 @cmclymer]

Sha’Carri Richardson was barred from the Olympics for smoking weed.

[🦦🛸 @s0phdawg]

That’s my best fran @macenlantzman !!!!! SO PROUD♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️

[𝘴𝘸𝘦𝘦𝘵𝘣𝘪𝘵𝘤𝘩 @AguillardTrevor]

my first dose meeting my second

[Angry Orchard @AngryOrchard]

Ok this was not the plan, but the love for the Boozy Box has been too strong...

10K retweets and we’ll find a way to make it happen for real 🧃🧃🧃

[abby govindan @abbygov]

finding out the cinnamon toast shrimp guy is married to Topanga from Boy Meets World is breaking me

[Jon Ossoff @ossoff]

Today, as I was sworn in, I held in my jacket pocket copies of the ships’ manifests recorded at Ellis Island when my Great Grandfather Israel arrived in 1911 and my Great Grandmother Annie arrived in 1913.

A century later, their great grandson was elected to the U.S. Senate.

[caitie delaney @caitiedelaney]

I care more about John Mulaney than most of the people I’ve actually met

[Miley Cyrus @MileyCyrus]

Now THIS is a PARTY IN THE USA! @JoeBiden @KamalaHarris 🇺🇸🎉

[Kamala Harris @KamalaHarris]

We did it, @JoeBiden.