Mikayla Schowalter

Be the energy you want to attract 🌸

[rated ✧* @imyrated]

watching my short friend get taken by a hawk

[Jenni @hashjenni]

I WANT A PHYSICAL FUCKING MENU AT A RESTAURANT. NONE OF THIS QR CODE BULLSHIT

[Ana Mostarac @anammostarac]

Asking what happened when I actually already know every detail from my network of rats

[Nature is Amazing ☘️ @AMAZlNGNATURE]

Even turtles can be passenger princesses

[DIEGS @TexasDiegs]

Aaron Rodgers full 2023 season highlights

[juju 💰 @ayeejuju]

i whisper "the FUCK" to myself at least 10 times a day

[𝐹 @friidav]

flowers will do it for me EVERY TIME 😩

[notes 📝 @n0tesforyou]

to that one friend i feel safe telling anything, thank you.

[Brendan Sugrue @BrendanSugrue]

Want to hear a sad Bears fact?

Tom Brady has 23,996 career passing yards and 174 TDs in his 40s alone. That's 500 more yards and 20 more TDs than the Bears all-time passing leader Jay Cutler.

Tom Brady playing only in his 40s would be the Bears leading passer in team history.

[Reina Sultan 🇱🇧 @SultanReina]

I need three day weekends every week bc I need a day of complete and utter rotting, a day of cleaning, and a day of activities

[Mikayla Schowalter @Mikayla_Prott]

Why are woman’s dress pants pockets always sewed shut? Do mens come that way too?

[juju 💰 @ayeejuju]

“i’ll tell you later” tell me right NOW or ima throw up

[soul nate @MNateShyamalan]

founder of costco: [drunk as hell] it’s gonna have hot dogs and optometrists

[Kingfisher & Wombat @UrsulaV]

You loved playing “Allergies or COVID?” Now get ready for “Mosquito Bite or Monkeypox!”

[sandy frizzle 🇵🇸 @SandyFrizzle]

Covid has fully convinced me that we would still be working during a zombie apocalypse

[Mikayla Schowalter @Mikayla_Prott]

@bayleemcdunna1 Here for it