mike :)

follow me and ill lead you to the promise land. just bring a map along in case

[mike :) @Mike16Www]

my entire math set would know this feeling "@TumbIrsPosts: Looking at somebody during an exam like http://t.co/0M2aNNfDhM"

[Nostalgia @ComedyPosts]

“i bet you cant name two structures that can hold water!” “well, dam”

[Nostalgia @ComedyPosts]

Restroom air dryers are a great way to warm your hands before wiping them on your jeans

[malanda. @overlyxclusive]

2015:

i invite you as a new wave, be good to me. feed me emotionally, grow me spiritually, nurture me in beliefs. be the golden year.

[mike :) @Mike16Www]

If I could sing and play guitar, I think would never shut up.

[Football Remarks @RemarksFootball]

For the first time since 2006, Lionel Messi isn't Argentina's player of the year. Congratulations to Angel Di Maria!

[Football Funnys @FootballFunnys]

'Let me get straight to it, you're both sh*t'

[mike :) @Mike16Www]

"Yeah mom we just going to the movies"

[Trevor Noah @Trevornoah]

3 guys in this picture. One can have any woman he wants and the other two are loved by their mothers...

[Trevor Noah @Trevornoah]

“It all started when whatsapp introduced those blue ticks” - future breakup stories.

[Stumbler Videos @StumblerVideos]

This mans child died so he got the last drawing the kid did for him tattooed on his arm Respect

[mike :) @Mike16Www]

hey december . what's up?

[Football Remarks @RemarksFootball]

First-half passes:

Manchester City Midfielders - 59
Xabi Alonso - 70

[Football Funnys @FootballFunnys]

John Terry now has 58 career goals.

Andres Iniesta has 50.

[mike :) @Mike16Www]

@Keenon_Steg "@Footy_Jokes: Joe Allen http://t.co/fqgHLILbOZ"

[mike :) @Mike16Www]

@KaylaR_Hastings "@softghxtto: every holiday 'celebration' is all based around money."