perronaldinho

Awkward, wordy, and vague. Soccer, hockey and whiskey. Go Thorns.

[perronaldinho @Mike869296181]

No onside kick, raiders?

[Brandon @BrandonSweany]

Be careful, everyone. I had a season ticket in my car and someone broke in and left another one.

[perronaldinho @Mike869296181]

@nomadpdx

[Dirty Footballer 👊 @DirtyFootbaIIer]

He was sick of the showboating 🤜

[TG ☕️ @TG22110]

Fact Check: True ☎️

[perronaldinho @Mike869296181]

@scriptdave @BrentDiskin I will host and my couch is quite.. lumpy

[perronaldinho @Mike869296181]

@BrentDiskin @scriptdave Man. It's never been a tradition here and it probably never will be but if there's enough gummies..

[perronaldinho @Mike869296181]

Not sure if I am a big holiday tradition guy but I'm watching Walk the line for the 7th year in a row on Thanksgiving but whatever

[perronaldinho @Mike869296181]

@scriptdave

[perronaldinho @Mike869296181]

@scriptdave I had one job besides the three other jobs

[perronaldinho @Mike869296181]

@scriptdave Also. That turkey hit 175 in the breast. Brutal yeah

[perronaldinho @Mike869296181]

@scriptdave Owen destroyed a pound of my balsamic reduction brussel sprouts and I had to make an entire another dish for our guests. I love it when he loves my food

[perronaldinho @Mike869296181]

You know I'm trying to make gravy
For the ones I love
And they're like
Fuck Roux

Ain't that some shit.

Happy Thanksgiving

[Jeff Kassouf @JeffKassouf]

Canada Soccer says 35,000 tickets have been sold for Christine Sinclair's final international game on Dec. 5 at BC Place (capacity ~54K).

Two of Sinclair's four sendoff games are/were in 5K-6K-seat stadiums, which feels like a missed opportunity to get huge crowds x4.

[perronaldinho @Mike869296181]

@pjolstead Paul, you will be credited for naming my next solo project.

[perronaldinho @Mike869296181]

Staring at these mushrooms and shallots cooking down and just continually adding butter until it is right. And then adding more until it is wrong.

[perronaldinho @Mike869296181]

Soccer is bOrInG

[Jerry Beach @JerryBeach73]

Oh sure, NOW he goes to San Diego.