Mike Abersold

OH--AZ

[Hater Report @HaterReport]

THROAT GOAT! Joey Chestnut ate 66 hot dogs in 10 minutes and won his 18th glizzy gobbling championship.

6.6 wieners a minute. Bonnie Blue not even reaching these heights 😭

[Mike Abersold @MikeA08]

@vulturetrades I’m in

[Liquid Guild @LiquidGuild]

WORLD FIRST MIDNIGHT FALLS

[WeakAuras @WeakAuras]

o7, it's been our pleasure! We'll see you in (the) classic(s)

[Mariah Carey @MariahCarey]

It's Time!!!🎄🎁 #SephoraPartner

[Bigmoran @Bigmoranx]

The year is 2035.

Blizzcon has moved from the Anaheim Convention Center to The MGM Grand in Las Vegas, Nevada.

The "Arena World Championship" has been rebranded.

On stage is Cdew, Mitchjones, Snutzmoney, and Bean - one win away from making a 0-3 comeback against Echo in the slot machine grand finals.

"Yo chat where we going?" asks Mitchjones, struggling to spell "Phoenix" in the search bar.

"Melons could print," answers Bean, taking his shirt off on stage.

The camera pans to Cdew, 50 years old, father of 15 children - looking to buy a microwave to feed his family and to solidify the greatest Cinderella story in bonus hunt history.

He turns to Bean, remembering their run in Blizzcon 2016, where Prot Paladin played a key role in the meta, and then shifts his gaze to captain Snutzmoney.

"I know what you like," says Snutzmoney, tipping his pirate hat.

"I like tanks," replies Cdew, placing his finger over the GOD MODE bonus buy one more time.

[Cleveland Guardians @CleGuardians]

For the second year in a row, the American League Central runs through Cleveland.

#GuardsBall

[Cleveland Guardians @CleGuardians]

On a Tuesday night.

Love you, Cleveland. 😘

#GuardsBall

[Anklegator @Anklegator1]

From the ending of "The Shining Star of Losers Everywhere" (2016)
Rip Haru Urara 🥹
Thats the goat

[Umamusume: Pretty Derby @umamusume_eng]

It is with heavy hearts that we share that Haru Urara passed away on September 9.

The legendary racehorse's legacy serves as the inspiration for the character of the same name in Umamusume: Pretty Derby.

We share our condolences to all the staff involved in Haru Urara's care.

[Archie @abracing0]

Very sad news this morning that Haru Urara has passed away due to colic.

Japan’s beloved “underdog” became a national icon, racing 113 times without a single victory, yet winning something far greater - the hearts of millions.

Foaled in 1996 and trained by Dai Muneishi, Haru Urara’s story captured the nation during the early 2000s when Japan was facing economic struggles. Her endless losing streak sparked the famous “Haru Urara Boom”, with fans flooding Kochi Racecourse just to cheer her on. In March 2004, over 13,000 people came to watch her 106th start, ridden by superstar jockey Yutaka Take. She didn’t win that day either - but the crowd roared as if she had.

Haru Urara symbolised resilience, hope, and never giving up. Fans even turned her losing betting tickets into good-luck charms, and she became a cultural phenomenon, inspiring songs, films, and even her own character in Uma Musume: Pretty Derby.

She may not have crossed the finish line first, but she showed the world that true victory comes from courage, perseverance, and heart. Her legacy will live on forever, and she will always be remembered as Japan’s eternal heroine.

Run free, Haru Urara.

#ハルウララ

[Mike Abersold @MikeA08]

@grok Give me top 10

[Mike Abersold @MikeA08]

@grok @BeenHim16 Who’s mine?

[Naowh // Robin @Naowhxd]

IM SHAKING I DONT REMEMBER THE LAST TIME I WAS THIS NERVOUS.

What a crazy tournament and crazy ending, wohoooooo 🏆

wippy diff keeping me alive

[J.E. @pigshitsonballs]

Something a great many of you have been waiting for is happening today - I finally have health insurance and getting my blood work done today. Will post blood test results when the lab is done. #LFG #HORSEADE

[Mike Abersold @MikeA08]

@N_Tys26 @Jaythebard Perfection

[Talk of the Charts @talkofthecharts]

.@MariahCarey’s “All I Want For Christmas Is You” has re-entered the US iTunes chart at #198 on Halloween.

[Mariah Carey @MariahCarey]

IT’S TIME!!!! 🎉🎄 #KAYPartner

[Cleveland Browns @Browns]

From his first to his final call and all the memorable moments in between, The Voice will echo for generations to come.

[Mike Abersold @MikeA08]

People not realizing you can buy a token and convert it to Blizz Store cash to buy it and save gold from the original BFA cost

[Wowhead💙 @Wowhead]

Celebrating the 20th Anniversary of World of #Warcraft, Blizzard has added a new mount to the in-game store.

Players can now purchase the Trader’s Gilded Brutosaur, which offers Auction House and Mail service for $90 USD.

https://t.co/JDrjX6k0At