Mike Seaton

I'm a resident and business owner located in West Surrey. My passions apart from my Partner and Family, include all things Turf, Lawns, Garden Retail & Sailing

[Mike Seaton @MikeASeaton]

@SurreyRoadCops When I report a motorist failing to give me right of passage across my Surrey village Ped crossing and I report their VRN and you don’t give a cr@p, I’ll remember your one rule for us & another for SP when it suits you to post your authoritarian activities but not your failing

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Prince Harry and Meghan Markle make secret visit to the Queen. No words.
https://t.co/o2HgSf8qWY

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@sanditoksvig a great show tonight! Thank you for entertaining us all. #brilliant Lovely pencil ✏️ received for my show input: Camberley Kate Ward https://t.co/cnN4pyILZN

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@SurreyRoadCops A few years ago we had Police Officers who were passionate about Village Life and Policing at a local level. Not now sadly. I tweet my local Police about a local issue and got told not our department’ #Bollocks. E Scooters are carbon neutral unlike Police Cars. #timesachanging!

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@MyPictureCoUk Do not use this card and photo Co. They’re not UK based & not delivering orders or taking phone calls. They’re in Germany. A news thread on FB has 894 customers complaints. They’ve not delivered an order on time for a family bereavement card. #beware

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@BorisJohnson Monday 28th December is a Bank Holiday #6DaysofChristmas

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#PritiPatel Hello.... where have you been for the last 72 days? On holiday somewhere? Your decision is 72 days too late and you’ve let over 1 million + people into the UK whilst we were told to stay at home. Bloody farcical. https://t.co/TLkkb0SaGk

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@HelloFreshUK Sadly zero response to tweet, phone calls and emails. I think Trading Standards will be my next port of call.

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@HelloFreshUK What, no diced chicken! It’s not the end of the world for us in real terms but your getting simply too good at missing out the main meat / fish part of the meal in our orders. Mange Tout are not Green Beans. #HelloFreshSnaps

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It gets better @HelloFreshUK or not dependant on your view... having checked the complete order received yesterday. Three meals with diced chicken and all three missing from delivery 📦 🚚 plus this spring onion is defo not ‘fresh’ #HelloFreshSnaps

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@BorisJohnson Good skills Boris. Is there no No.10 official speech tonight?

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@GordonRamsay please can we have a set of pans too? @WossyTV

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@realDonaldTrump Your arrival in MSP in AFO is holding up the departure of my partner’s flight out of MSP. tonight. The power you have over other people is awesome.....

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@daviddomoney Agree. A few past cheeky weekends at Centre Parcs cooking Paella in the snow!

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@POferriesupdate @CalaisTerminals @UKBorder It’s Sunday PM with lots of vehicles with Ferries to catch and only two out of ten pre reservation booths open and minimal Border Force staff working too. #calais #inefficient #hopeless

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@brexitparty_uk @Nigel_Farage Have to admit, a very good TV PPB. I voted to leave the EU. There was no option on a deal or not at such time. BREXIT is a word dreamt up by the Government Marketeers. It did not appear on the EU Referendum voting slip and I studied The Maastricht Treaty for 2 years in Economics!

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@JohnBishop100 Great Gig @CamboTheatre last night! Thank you!

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@JohnBishop100 Bloody brilliant first half. Camberley tonight!

[Titania McGrath @TitaniaMcGrath]

Things not to joke about:

• Women
• Gays
• People of Colour
• People of Girth
• Communists
• Jussie Smollett
• Ilhan Omar
• Greta Thunberg
• Enya
• Vegans
• Male wombs
• Female penises
• Burqas
• Ecosexuality
• MeToo
• The concept of a feminist caliphate

Thanks.

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@VodafoneUKBiz It’s so far taken three long phone calls to upgrade our BB to a new Fibre service and I’m still awaiting a call back from your ‘Back Room Team’. #howhardcanitbe?