Michael Ryan

While I'm alive, I'll make tiny changes to earth.

[Michael Ryan @MikeAndrewRyan]

Do I start cleaning up my embarrassing social media stuff now, or should I leave them as Easter eggs for my child to find later on in life?

[Michael Ryan @MikeAndrewRyan]

@united great customer service delaying an already delayed flight even further for some drinks and snacks. Serous what type of logic is this? #UA677

[Michael Ryan @MikeAndrewRyan]

Really @UnitedAirlines? After maintenance issues, then rebadging, and fuel, you now make us wait for coke & cocktails before we can depart? #UA677 #UnitedAirlines

[Michael Ryan @MikeAndrewRyan]

When the moon is round and full
Gonna teach you tricks that'll blow your mind

[Michael Ryan @MikeAndrewRyan]

Tell me your secrets and ask me your questions. Oh, let's go back to the start.

[Michael Ryan @MikeAndrewRyan]

@LonePint Hey do y’all want some of your bottles back? I can bring them by if you recycle them.

[Michael Ryan @MikeAndrewRyan]

@MazdaUSA could you clarify for me what it means on the Mazda3, when it list 4D and 5D? Thank you 🙏🏼

[Michael Ryan @MikeAndrewRyan]

2020 has been unprecedented. It’s still only March and we almost had WWIII, We’ve lost Kobe, and now a global pandemic.

[Michael Ryan @MikeAndrewRyan]

@FRabbits The decade wouldn't have been the same without you. #SpotifyWrapped https://t.co/1uzY6MHhdH

[Michael Ryan @MikeAndrewRyan]

Hey @elonmusk, what is the weight range of the Cybertruck? #Telsa #Cybertruck

[Michael Ryan @MikeAndrewRyan]

Ride on Jake. You’ve gifted so many with such a beautiful thing, you’ll be missed deeply. #RideonJake #Burton #burtonsnowboards

[Michael Ryan @MikeAndrewRyan]

@MMartino87 @santitobe @davidpettiet Yup...

[Michael Ryan @MikeAndrewRyan]

@SleeperHQ could you implement an option to give your league mates a nickname. For example, @steam_games allows you to do this with the friend's list. I can never remember who ”dumbhead69” is. Thanks.

[Michael Ryan @MikeAndrewRyan]

Loneliness is best filled in a glass

[Michael Ryan @MikeAndrewRyan]

Hey @HEB, when are you going to pull the @fairlife products from your stores? #FairOaksFarm

[Michael Ryan @MikeAndrewRyan]

Me waking on Saturday: Oh it’s bright, it must be late. Nope it’s 6:57am

[Michael Ryan @MikeAndrewRyan]

I have a customer whose office is off a street called “lickinghole road”. I guess Virginia is hiring 12yr boys to be city planners now. #why

[Michael Ryan @MikeAndrewRyan]

My co-workers are joking about how if we shut down the border. We would run out of avocados within 2 weeks. I fail to see the humor in this. #SaveTheAvocados

[Michael Ryan @MikeAndrewRyan]

My kid asked if she could put a @iRobot on her birthday wishlist. Please note she is turning 3 this year.

[Michael Ryan @MikeAndrewRyan]

@_clarissamae I’ll sell you my ticket below face value

[Michael Ryan @MikeAndrewRyan]

@jsteeena I got you