Mike Apollo

Look dude, the keys are under the car and their will be $4000 inside ready for you to gamble on whether or not MrBeast will say bitcoin on stream

[Mike Apollo @MikeApollode1st]

I fucking love Joe rogan so fucking much. I love you joe roman, sweet jesus mary and joseph

[Mike Apollo @MikeApollode1st]

@aristophaneet "My pussy is red, white and blue like the British flag, Vote for Rupert Lowe"

[Mike Apollo @MikeApollode1st]

@IsraelFan6 So is listening to rock n roll and sleeping past your bedtime but a lot of so called 'Christians' be doing that so does anything matter?

[Mike Apollo @MikeApollode1st]

@IsraelFan6 Have you ever thought maybe sucking your dick? That's a good cure for 'libido' aka (liberal dildos)

[Mike Apollo @MikeApollode1st]

@PhelloRhodesian It's pronounced tea-he. Kind like when Michael Jackson says hee-hee but the first hee is replaced with tea

[Mike Apollo @MikeApollode1st]

I say teehee like nigahiga
Blood and cheese on my balls like cheese pizza
Tipi on my head at the Alameda
Dennis Rodman's on my feet, bitch we North Korea

[Mike Apollo @MikeApollode1st]

@PhelloRhodesian Fixed it for you!!!

[Mike Apollo @MikeApollode1st]

@fakecwel My pussy red, white & blue like the american flag

[Mike Apollo @MikeApollode1st]

Explode on the screen like gonorrhea
I be at the club, might do a macarena
I be at the home, eat some macaroni
At the tipi eating macaroni with my bear name yogi

[Mike Apollo @MikeApollode1st]

@aristophaneet What about "Click 2" but it takes place in Kingston Jamaica and Adam Sandler has to use his remote to escape pac-man's little bitch out of Jamaica back to Baghdad to give Saddam Hussain's birthday present (a black opal)

[Mike Apollo @MikeApollode1st]

@aristophaneet I don't want to know what an albanian Steve Harvey looks like

[Mike Apollo @MikeApollode1st]

@_k0lter_ I stopped watching him when he stared dissing my hoe SSniperwolf and got bitched by her

[Mike Apollo @MikeApollode1st]

Someone tell these trans girls that it doesn't matter how much estrogen they take, they can never shake ass like me. But live your life I guess...😂🖕

[Mike Apollo @MikeApollode1st]

Where is this shark taking me?

[Mike Apollo @MikeApollode1st]

@gaiuscatulus Rock N Roll is music of the devil
It's not christian shaking your body like you're being possessed while singing about doing the HANKY PANKY. #JesusIsAmen

[Mike Apollo @MikeApollode1st]

@gaiuscatulus I'm gonna assume you did a typo and meant to type Mike Soprano, insinuating that I'm the Boss

[Mike Apollo @MikeApollode1st]

@gaiuscatulus But remember, DONT DO ROCK N ROLL!!! NO SATAN MUSIC!!! IF YOU PLAY 1 NOTE OF ROCK N ROLL YOU ROLL OVER AND DIE
play some nice traditional music like Baroque

[Mike Apollo @MikeApollode1st]

@gaiuscatulus Learn how to play the lyre with your toes so you can beat his ass in a music competition and tell him to go back to the moon

[Mike Apollo @MikeApollode1st]

@gaiuscatulus - READ ENCYCLOPEDIAS AND WATCH JOE ROGAN EVERY DAY
- EAT RAW MEAT, AND BLOW UP A MEXICAN RESTAURANT
- PROTEIN SHAKES TILL MY WRIST BREAKS!!!!

[Mike Apollo @MikeApollode1st]

@gaiuscatulus - ONLY DRINK MINERAL WATER FROM SPRING LAKES
- MARRY 4 WOMEN AND HAVE 25 KIDS TO BEAT THE MUSLIMS AND AFRICANS AT THEIR OWN GAME AND SPREAD THE WORD OF CRUST
- GO TO THE JUNGLE AND TARZAN MAX
- MARRY A GREEK AND A ZIPPER HEAD TO BOOST UP YOUR KNOWLEDGE IN THOSE LANGUAGES