Mike Bailey

Musician | DJ | Candy Enthusiast | Snap/Insta - mikebailes

[Mike Bailey @MikeBailes]

Yo @tacobell we need to get these Cinnabon Delights back on the night menu please! Retweet to make it happen.

[Mike Bailey @MikeBailes]

@HaydenHanson I’m not giving up dude

[Mike Bailey @MikeBailes]

@RedHourBen Sorry for your loss Ben, I will non stop watch Seinfeld in his honor.

[Ben Stiller @BenStiller]

I’m sad to say that my father, Jerry Stiller, passed away from natural causes. He was a great dad and grandfather, and the most dedicated husband to Anne for about 62 years. He will be greatly missed. Love you Dad.

[Mike Bailey @MikeBailes]

@GovPritzker Thanks for all you are doing!

[Mike Bailey @MikeBailes]

@erikkain @Forbes Well said! Totally agree

[Mike Bailey @MikeBailes]

If someone could find a way for me to not spend money on fortnite skins I’d appreciate it. #fortnite

[Mike Bailey @MikeBailes]

@mark_talarico Yes, when eleven met the cheesy street gang that was straight out of a musical in season 2. That was beyond terrible... but otherwise I don’t think so

[Wendy’s @Wendys]

Y’all keep asking, so here’s your chance.
The people in charge say if you guys can get our tweet (this one right here) to 2 Million likes, they will bring SPICY CHICKEN NUGGETS BACK.
Let’s freakin’ do this!

[Mike Bailey @MikeBailes]

@cantfillthevoid @goodbeanalt @IanLundquist1 @HaydenHanson @BradleyJones04 Blozzards or bust

[Mike Bailey @MikeBailes]

Coffee shop employee: Yes I have 2 more of my blue berry scones and none of my chocolate.
Me: Bruh, those scones do not belong to you

[Mike Bailey @MikeBailes]

@TimbohSlice Fair haha

[Mike Bailey @MikeBailes]

I just got an Instagram ad for private helicopter rides to Coachella... it's like Instagram doesn't even know me anymore. 😭😭

[Mike Bailey @MikeBailes]

"Can you play the Hokie Pokie at my 90th birthday? I want it to be a Rip-Roaring time." -Grandma

[Mike Bailey @MikeBailes]

When you lie to yourself and think that America is moving towards a judgement free culture. Then some stupid internet site is telling me my password is WEAK!!?!?!?? @&$*%%

[Mike Bailey @MikeBailes]

@zwagner7 I agree though, it's weird how somewhere along the way, "joggers" became jeans.

[Mike Bailey @MikeBailes]

At a coffee shop. Loving Life. Thinking, what is it about today that makes life amazing? *30 minutes later* Oh this massive amount of caffeine I ingested on an empty stomach.

[Mike Bailey @MikeBailes]

@zwagner7 Guess I'm still in high school

[Mike Bailey @MikeBailes]

Every 3 insta stories is an ad, and every time I think. "Dang, I didn't know I had any friends on insta that posted more than just their dog or their food?!..Oh wait Nvm. Another ad.

[Mike Bailey @MikeBailes]

This portillos bathroom smells like Pez. Next time I'll bring pez with to get a extreme multi sense experience.