Mike Borzoni

[Parody Nigel Farage @Parody_PM]

Very successful day bragging about making slavery legal again.

[Sam Bright @WritesBright]

The government has written off £8.7 billion in PPE that can't be used or was bought at inflated prices – almost exactly the same cost as the pay rise for nurses that the government says it cannot afford.

[Mike Borzoni @MikeBorzoni]

@KFC_UKI I've bought the last ticket to the Colonel's Arms (28/11 6.30-11pm) without realizing it... Any chance you can release one more ticket for my mate so I don't have to sit on my own 😂

[UKBM @UK_BassMusic]

.@mungkdubs to release 4-track EP, 'Wood/Water'

Producer and DJ Mungk, hailing from Leads, describes his signature sound and how it influenced his new 4-track release 'Wood/Water EP'

Words by @MikeBorzoni https://t.co/wUsTakMITd

[UKBM @UK_BassMusic]

Coco Bryce talks 'Daktari'

The Dutch artist chats to us about everything jungle-related ahead of his new release 'Daktari EP' on @CriticalMusic

Words by @MikeBorzoni https://t.co/ERPbsseyaz

[The Secret Barrister 🦋 @BarristerSecret]

🔷 DEFENCE STATEMENT 🔷

1. There was no party

2. If there was a party, I did not attend

3. If I did attend the party, I did not realise it was a party

4. If I attended the party and realised it was a party, I did not know that parties were banned under the rules that I wrote.

[James O'Brien @mrjamesob]

Fancy an early night tonight. But I’m worried that thirty of my closest colleagues might have an illegal party downstairs without me noticing.

[UK is with EU @ukiswitheu]

Nadine Dorries: Just because Channel 4 is in receipt of public money

Damien Green: Channel 4 is not in receipt of license fee money

Nadine Dorries: And..So..Though its..Yeah and..That..

#ToryShambles

[ALASTAIR CAMPBELL @campbellclaret]

Couple on left ... Johnson helped get her jailed, promised him to move heaven and earth to get her out, did and does nothing ... Woman on right ... flies the world at public expense to advertise a firm for a Tory donor ... our politics is truly sick with these charlatans in power

[Susie Dent @susie_dent]

Word of the day is 'snollygoster' (19th century): an individual guided by personal gain rather than by principles.

[Have I Got News For You @haveigotnews]

Children lacked ‘discipline and order’ during lockdown, says man who closed schools the night before they opened and told teachers to grade A-levels, then ignored what they said and used an algorithm instead:

[Nish Kumar @MrNishKumar]

A lot of people are asking me for a comment and here it is:

[James O'Brien @mrjamesob]

The Mash Report, a comedy program critical of the government has been axed by the state broadcaster, reportedly for political reasons, and at the behest of a director general appointed by the government. Finally, a stone cold example of what 'cancel culture' looks like.

[Jolyon Rubinstein @JolyonRubs]

Foreign aid? No.
Being in the EU? No.
Helping refugees? No.

Why?

“We need to look after our own.”

[David Lammy @DavidLammy]

Let me get this straight.

Dominic Cummings broke the lockdown laws he helped create.

Then not only did Boris Johnson keep him as his top advisor, but he also gave him a £50,000 pay rise.

This government's cronyism is quickly turning the country into a Banana Republic.