Michael Burris

You miss every shot you dont take IG: MikeBurr15 Go 🦆s

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Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit. Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad - Jalen Rose - Michael Scott

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Aliens aren’t real, therefore by default it’s GO KNICKS

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Hockey!

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Lights never too bright for Sterling Henderson

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@HPbasketball Someone who leads the league in And-1s made has zero intent of a shot attempt? Quite the contradiction

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God damn Bo Nix ankle

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Drake Maye living up to his name 😤

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The Stidham “is just as good as Bo” crowd are very quiet right now

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Am I tripping or is the base of the trophy supposed to still be connected

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DANTE YOU LEGEND

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Idk if he is calling a good game but I support this ref during Ohio State Miami for not being jacked

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I think USC sucks

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Shoutout Mr Herbstreit

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The Mafia are 1-0 in the Splitter era

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Nate Bjorkgren bout to have the funniest/weirdest pregame speech tomorrow

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Who should win the Heisman -
Pavia
Pavia
Pavia

Pavia

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Everyone point and laugh at Penn State don’t look at what’s happening in Eugene

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Never a doubt WE ARE NATTY

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As it gets closer to kickoff I remember these big games are zero fun to watch

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What is you doing Illinois

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Drafting Kraft as Kittle insurance only smart fantasy thing I’ve ever done