Mike

Whimsy and Wordplay

[Mike @MikeCaceres79]

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[Mike @MikeCaceres79]

ALBUM DROP. He wiped my ass when I was in diapers, now he’s an artistic inspiration. Take a minute and check out my brothers album. Every lyric, every note, every beat was written and performed by him. It’s a symphony of independent garage rock!

[Mike @MikeCaceres79]

If you’re an adult and you make a waiter sing you happy birthday, you better tip in solid gold

[Mike @MikeCaceres79]

Words cannot describe #%^€£💀😔😓😟😢😣7363. You know what I mean?

[Mike @MikeCaceres79]

I’ve made the decision to use a lot more social media for a while. It’s nothing personal, it’s just better for my mental health. I’ve had way too much goddamn time to reflect and pretend to be working on myself

[Mike @MikeCaceres79]

Thinking you’re a successful entrepreneur for investing in gamestop is like thinking you’re hiv negative because you’re straight

[Mike @MikeCaceres79]

Fuckin got em

[Mike @MikeCaceres79]

If you have even a drop of caucasian blood, fall out boy is like a little bit your favorite band

[Mike @MikeCaceres79]

Isn’t it kinda crazy how there are definitely people who are cool with people getting gunned down but will lose their fucking minds if you suck out a fetus

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This is so powerful ! im crying #BLACK_LIVES_MATTER

[Patton Oswalt @pattonoswalt]

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[Mike @MikeCaceres79]

I have racist thoughts sometimes. They’re just one flavor of a bounty of thoughts I’m not proud of. These are some of the ways I try to identify my prejudices on a personal level.

[Mike @MikeCaceres79]

I mean, you guys should probably stop smacking the shit out of eachother because half of you are gonna be robbing a Wendy’s for swisher money in two years. But, whoever edited this is a visionary.

[Mike @MikeCaceres79]

Capitalism shows a beautiful face when we all want to have more toilet paper than anyone else

[Mike @MikeCaceres79]

Loyola kids dress like their dad was a 1996 nba allstar poster and their mom was the heiress to a buick dealership

[Mike @MikeCaceres79]

I just got spanked on the brown line. That settles it, I’m moving to Sacramento.

[Mike @MikeCaceres79]

Needless to say,

[Mike @MikeCaceres79]

I don’t give a fuck what other people think of me, because everybody loves a guy who doesn’t give a fuck.

[Mike @MikeCaceres79]

I’m doing a photoshoot on train tracks because I want to capture the essence of my transcontinental side

[Mike @MikeCaceres79]

Today I saw a fire escape on a retirement home. Who are you kidding?