Mike Carroll

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@MrsTaylor4 @cmclymer Nicely done!

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@Jalopnik Gary Jules. Mad world

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@IanFortey The building I work in doesn’t have a 13th floor either. It’s only 2 stories tall, but I still find it odd anyway.

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@DanSlott I had my first Monte Cristo at a bistro in Key West about 20 years. It was amazing and I still won’t shut up about it.

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@fuckedupcars I would drive it from time to time.

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@IanFortey Down With the Sea-Sickness.

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@DanSlott

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@IanFortey Did he then rub your nose in it?

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@outsidemagazine I have never seen three more uncomfortable dudes in tuxedos.

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@IanFortey If ranch is in a cup and you dip chicken nuggets in it, it’s a sauce. Take that same cup, dump it on a salad, it’s dressing. At what exact point does that change occur? I’ve been thinking way too long on this.

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@FirefighterFFit Screw it…. Let’s do this!!

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@brockway_llc Always intrigued by this movie, but never watched it. I’ve seen the preview a thousand time because it was on the “Rad” VHS

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@outsidemagazine We all watched 80’s ski movies. All you have to do is beat the spoiled rich kid in a downhill race and the town is saved.

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@_SC91 What do you call a woman with no arms and no legs at the beach? Sandy.

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@SublimeWithRome Here’s what I’m rollin up in

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@jimmybuffett The old man and the sea

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@IanFortey That’s just a regular ass Four Loko

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@pattonoswalt I tried

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Pepper would treat her job as the Chief Tasting Officer with as much pride and love as she treats her favorite stick. #BuschCTOcontest

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@DanMentos I could have really used $6000 when I was six. Mostly for Robbie the Robot purchase reasons.