Michael Castañeda

[Ned2point0 @Ned2point0]

#MLB honors Mariano Rivera yet again and he pitches a scoreless ninth. #howgame5willend

[?st @questlove]

The Smith's watching Miley http://t.co/MHtzdDfRxO #VMAs2013

[The Iron Sheik @the_ironsheik]

Lil Kim look like Lil Kimbo Slice #MTVVMAs

[Ned2point0 @Ned2point0]

I feel good about this. Brandon League knows how to win games!

[Creative Commons @creativecommons]

We had a great time at @makerfaire with @wikimedia and @EFF. Go Team Open!

[David Lynch @DAVID_LYNCH]

Dear Twitter Friends, what are your feelings about today’s U.S. politicians? I’m not so sure they are working for the citizens of the USA.

[Salon @Salon]

Free market terror: Unsafe work conditions kill far more Americans each year than violent extremists http://t.co/PBc7kis9vn via @davidsirota

[Kim Dotcom @KimDotcom]

Despite everything that happened to us in New Zealand, I love it here. I hope to get citizenship some day & become 100% Kiwi.

[TNW @thenextweb]

Google announces 3 new APIs that help developers track location with under 1% of battery use http://t.co/vXbVlWnlts by @alex

[Ned2point0 @Ned2point0]

#Dodgers grounds crew now adding "caution path" in front of warning track.

[Neal Brennan @nealbrennan]

For J.R. Smith, the shot clock is always down to 4 seconds. #nba #sports

[Eric Stangel @EricStangel]

Guys- the Knicks held the Pacers to just 82 points tonight!!!! #NBAPlayoffs

[Los Angeles Times @latimes]

Huntington Beach to repeal ban on hypnotism http://t.co/j1QqsOX7iJ

[S.A. Bach @loafofjoy]

Hearing languages other than English auto-tuned is somehow way sadder.

[God @TheTweetOfGod]

One day you'll hear people say about Me, "He was quiet, kept to himself, never talked to us...I'm not surprised He did something like this."

[MLB @MLB]

Babe Ruth made the “nougat” for his famous candy bars in the basement of Yankee Stadium with the help of local nuns. - @robdelaney

[MLB @MLB]

Tampa Bay Buccaneers tight end Tom Crabtree (@tcrabtree83) was married to a pillowcase filled with baseballs from 1991-2007. - @robdelaney

[MLB @MLB]

How come when Matt Kemp takes his uniform off & gives it to a fan he's a "hero," but when I do it I "get tazed"? - @robdelaney

[MLB @MLB]

Baseball Fact: The nine "innings" in a baseball game correspond to the nine months of pregnancy probably. - @robdelaney

[BBC Sport @BBCSport]

BREAKING: Barcelona knocked out of Champions League after losing 7-0 on aggregate by Bayern Munich. http://t.co/aTcgUjQqhX #bbcfootball