Michael Christina

Husband and friend. Gin slinger. Life’s been a windy road, but I love where I am and where it’s going.

[Michael Christina @MikeChristina83]

@DamenNorton @jamieleecurtis I hope you’re talking about the “Animal” sequence from Pearl Jam, when he takes expo over. It’s perfection.

[Michael Christina @MikeChristina83]

@JustinDMay @qotsa @Phantogram @hhcamphitheater Seeing them on 8/11 in Portland! They are legendary, at this point. The new album is beautiful.

[Neil deGrasse Tyson @neiltyson]

Since the Northern Arctic is just ocean, Santa’s North Pole workshop has only ever existed on a floating sheet of ice.

Images that portray Santa’s workshop with pine trees and snow-capped hills on the horizon are geographically underinfomred.

[Michael Christina @MikeChristina83]

@DamenNorton @DamenNorton @dominic_train
More time has passed between graduation day and this moment than being born and graduation day
#funfact

[Michael Christina @MikeChristina83]

@Brooke_lynn_zoo SMDFTB, MF!

[Michael Christina @MikeChristina83]

@Brooke_lynn_zoo I’ve had the same peacoat for 18 years and I LOVE it. Fuck off BROOKE 😂

[Michael Christina @MikeChristina83]

@Brooke_lynn_zoo WTF 😂

[The Lincoln Project @ProjectLincoln]

Retweet if you think Ted Cruz and Josh Hawley should resign immediately.

[Neil deGrasse Tyson @neiltyson]

Imagine a world where Nations find the search for life in the Universe more interesting than the taking of life on Earth.

[Michael Christina @MikeChristina83]

@realDonaldTrump You are a DISGRACE!

[Michael Christina @MikeChristina83]

@iVagBrooke This is fucking hilarious.

[Michael Christina @MikeChristina83]

@realDonaldTrump You truly are remarkable.

In the worst way possible. Christmas Day, sir. Your cult followers are equally as bad. What a disgrace.

[Michael Christina @MikeChristina83]

@DamenNorton Literally everything we want from Star Wars - and the viewing experience in general - and this loser is allergic to it. There’s always a couple of these contrarian clowns out there.

[Michael Christina @MikeChristina83]

@realDonaldTrump You are so pathetic. The honor of your office was always above you. Now, you drag it down. You were going to go into the books as ineffective. Now, you will join Buchanan as one of the worst. Ever.

[Nihilist Arby's @nihilist_arbys]

If you’re bummed about not spending this holiday with your elderly loved ones look at the bright side: soon they’ll be dead. Not long after that, you will too and the world will roll on like none of you ever existed.

This thanksgiving, please enjoy Arby’s

[Michael Christina @MikeChristina83]

Finally recovered from the ‘Rona. This beer (first in 16 days) seemed the right choice #fuckcovid #imback

[Nihilist Arby's @nihilist_arbys]

Remember that here on election night (very heated!), on an infinite timeline, your life is not even a blip. You’re already dead. Your concerns mean nothing no matter who kills you.

Please enjoy Arby’s

[Michael Christina @MikeChristina83]

Got rid of fb, more than enough time in my life for Twitter again #NewProfilePic

[Michael Christina @MikeChristina83]

@DamenNorton the Vader reveal could have been more interesting, but other than that I enjoyed it, you swine.

[Michael Christina @MikeChristina83]

@DamenNorton did you not like it?