Mike Colapietro

New York Times bestselling author.
Where Gods Whisper - coming Summer 2026

[History Calendar @HistoryCalendar]

July 9, 1776 -- George Washington orders the Declaration of Independence to be read out to members of the Continental Army in Manhattan, while thousands of British troops on Staten Island prepare for the Battle of Long Island.

[Pedro L. Gonzalez @emeriticus]

Tom Holland ratios Elon Musk on his own app where the algorithm is designed to boost his xeets, nature is healing

[Mike Colapietro @MikeColapietro1]

@holland_tom @TheRestHistory That awful Sam Neill movie! 😂 😂

[Tom Holland @holland_tom]

Our final FOUNDING FATHER on @TheRestHistory, & it's the most brilliant, the most politically successful, & easily the most controversial: THOMAS JEFFERSON.

Author of the Declaration of Independence but also a slave-owner: what explains the paradox?

https://t.co/UUiTlhO9c1

[Damien @RabidLagomorph]

Not since he called the rescue diver who helped rescue those schoolkids a “pedo” has Musk shown how much he can’t stand being reminded how fucking useless he is.

[Mike Colapietro @MikeColapietro1]

Book launch day! If you like post-apocalyptic fiction, my new novel is for you. It’s a dystopian novel told partly through in-world newspaper articles, government documents, interview transcripts, and text-message exchanges.

Amazon Link: https://t.co/RjYo3FxpTK

[Timothy Stack @TVsTimStack]

For 20 minutes I heard my wife in the next room having phone sex with Mitch McConnell.

[Mike Colapietro @MikeColapietro1]

@TVsTimStack No, people, no

[Mike Colapietro @MikeColapietro1]

@TVsTimStack

[Christopher Moltisanti Weighs In On Current Events @MoltisantiThots]

Ain't Messi an Italian name, T?

[Mike Colapietro @MikeColapietro1]

@Duhlorean98 And the rest is history.

[Duhlorean @Duhlorean98]

The Odyssey hate campaign flopping so hard that the owner of Twitter is calling a different Tom Holland a cuck.

[Mike Colapietro @MikeColapietro1]

@elonmusk @kevinnbass Tom Holland has class and respect for others. And you make comments like this.

[Peezy🦇 @TheDCUBatman]

Batman by Emmanuel Gervasoni

[Goober @Ga_ba_go0ber]

He's not Dean Cain so no

[Mike Colapietro @MikeColapietro1]

@elonmusk @HomerPavlos Media is subjective. You are a jerkoff. That is objective.

[Noah 🇺🇦 @NoahMF]

All of the founding fathers would have a bit of culture shock today. Except Benjamin Franklin. Give him a few hours and he’d have a tinder account set up.

[. @batmancurated]

batman & elmer fudd by lee weeks

[Charles P. Pierce @CharlesPPierce]

Loser. 0-1 lifetime.