Michael Colton

Father of 4, husband to 1, & veteran for all.
Large personality & collector of all things Ohio.
Just here to be me, and doing positive things when able.

[Anderson High School Bowling @AHS_Bowling]

Have time to spare? Anderson will face Loveland this afternoon in our first conference match of the season. This will also be our last home match at Cherry Grove Lanes before the winter break

[Michael Colton @MikeColton513]

@AHS_Bowling representing the @AndersonRaptors strong at the Red & Blue Classic this weekend at @bowlthepalace.
Good luck to all the teams and GO RAPTORS!

[Michael Colton @MikeColton513]

Thanks all. Means a ton.

[Michael Colton @MikeColton513]

Son's Bowling Team (Anderson High School) is trying to start a new YT to LIVE steam events. Please help these kids and and subscribe. Thanks in advance. https://t.co/e5O1uM9vMV
@AHS_Bowling
@Boosters_AHS
@AHSPTO
@AHSRaptorsAD
@CincyBowling
@USBC
@PBATour

[Michael Colton @MikeColton513]

Been a minute but some RT help here would be much appreciated.
@MRJIMMYBRO @MrKdub @midwestboxbreak @PackBreaking @CheapFunBreaks @JonathanBCoker @BuckCityBreaks @NolaCardBoard @WatchTheBreaks @SpartyHawkCache @paullydoughnuts @MDRANSOM1 @IamDefness45 @CruzPedregon @HiveCards

[Michael Colton @MikeColton513]

@Boosters_AHS @AndersonRaptors @AHSRaptorsAD @FHSchools What is a good contact email for the boosters?
We did an Orange Level membership and want to upgrade to Raptor. Thanks for the help.

[Ian Rapoport @RapSheet]

I am dying 💀

[Michael Colton @MikeColton513]

@MRJIMMYBRO Mentalist is my one show. Almost done with it.

[Cincinnati Zoo @CincinnatiZoo]

Rico “helping” with morning clean up. 😂

[FinanceBuzz.com @financebuzz]

Do you have Amazon Prime?

Then you should try these 4 weird things, ASAP.

[Michael Colton @MikeColton513]

Can Fiona play line for the @Bengals . Noone would touch @JoeyB

[Cincinnati Zoo @CincinnatiZoo]

Well, it was a good run! After five years at the top spot, it took @Bengals QB @JoeyB to finally dethrone Fiona the hippo as the #1 Cincinnatian! Congrats Joe Burrow! Who Dey! https://t.co/IYAbUEOyHM

[Cincinnati Zoo @CincinnatiZoo]

Well, it was a good run! After five years at the top spot, it took @Bengals QB @JoeyB to finally dethrone Fiona the hippo as the #1 Cincinnatian! Congrats Joe Burrow! Who Dey! https://t.co/IYAbUEOyHM

[Michael Colton @MikeColton513]

@Elena_Allegra Let me ask my wife... will be right back...
She said good luck, no one else enjoys that type of punishment.
So that is permission right?... so... (down on a knee) will you mar... (cast iron skillet making contact with back of my head)... (wakes up hours later)...

She said no.

[Michael Colton @MikeColton513]

@Elena_Allegra Awe... so yeah my bad.. missed it.
But it does make some sense based on primal and animals behaviors. Also shows how shallow some mature adults can be or the fact we has men will also be on a the hunt for the next trophy, whether personal or professional. We suck.. and sorry.

[Michael Colton @MikeColton513]

Does @ATT honor the quotes given to customer or are they free to advertise and quote
prices to customers directly and then swap them?

Based on how ending, @TMobile / @Verizon any buyout promos going on now? I have never felt more worthless as a customer
https://t.co/P7EvCGbvwK

[Michael Colton @MikeColton513]

@Elena_Allegra Don't take this as horrible (besides Douce with another gf.)
I am twice married and my current wife is sooooooo much a better fit for me than my 1st.
Sadly we learn from mistake and marrying the wrong person is a huge life lesson.

[Michael Colton @MikeColton513]

@Elena_Allegra For real though.. heat rash?

[Michael Colton @MikeColton513]

@Elena_Allegra Someone has an admirer... from the great beyond