Mike Cox the III

Trucks Beer Hunting. Hate my bitch wife. The pyramids are holograms. Kids called - declined! I’m smoking crack!

[qɐɥԀ @phabamar]

When you’re trying to make it home before the drugs hit but you’re already losing.

[Mike Cox the III @MikeCoxtheIII]

@phisther24_7 I think that’s a swell idea Phil. How’s next Tuesday at about 4:15 right before dinner?

[Mike Cox the III @MikeCoxtheIII]

What’s the odds that I hit it big if I gamble my wife? It’s a win-win either way in my opinion.

[Evil guy @yaoibenadryl]

Like huh?

[Mike Cox the III @MikeCoxtheIII]

@phisther24_7 Can’t quit before I hit it big Phister. That’s where you messed up. You folded in the face of pressure I bask in it. My biggest gamble and final hunt will result in my wife leaving me and a profit of about $500,000! Watch it!

[Mike Cox the III @MikeCoxtheIII]

Lost $7,500 betting on The Big Orange Man or Associates to get “Kirked” as they call it. Wife’s pissed. Let’s run it back tomorrow. #FBGM

[Tyrone @TyroneShootabih]

@DanielSprarc This nigga is a RETARD

[Mike Cox the III @MikeCoxtheIII]

@TyroneShootabih Damn right! STDs and Pregnancy are just government Psyops to make you use condoms to turn you sterile and gay!

[Tyrone @TyroneShootabih]

@MikeCoxtheIII @phisther24_7 May the best brother win Mike
#ihopeitsnotmines

[Tyrone @TyroneShootabih]

Saw a bitch with a BBL that looked like a shitty diaper. Please stop getting surgery in the ally pits of Brazil, PSA FOR ALL THE yung hoes.
#FBGM

[Mike Cox the III @MikeCoxtheIII]

@phisther24_7 Oh shit, @TyroneShootabih I didn’t know we were tunnel buddies. I guess we’ll see who it comes down to! #Abort

[Mike Cox the III @MikeCoxtheIII]

One of the whores I hooked up with a while back just told me she’s pregnant. #watdatmean #ITSNOTMINES

[Mike Cox the III @MikeCoxtheIII]

Man NFL Sunday is back and my bitch wife is complaining more than ever. Sorry hun - I’m on the couch smoking crack and watching the Cowboys!

[Mike Cox the III @MikeCoxtheIII]

@phisther24_7 @loungingmee These broads are getting too bold Phil! They need to get put in their place and get back to cooking.

[Phillip “Stang” Phisther @phisther24_7]

@loungingmee Yeah I can you dumb bitch, get to the kitchen and cook for a man.

[Mike Cox the III @MikeCoxtheIII]

@Mx0ybt To complain about my bitch wife and share my love for crack! I decline my kids calls to smoke crack!

[Mike Cox the III @MikeCoxtheIII]

@phisther24_7 @cheapie24 Should be executed publicly like a witch. This is vile. #Nuke

[Mike Cox the III @MikeCoxtheIII]

@phisther24_7 @TyroneShootabih Sure thing Phil. First you wanna go to your local Mexican restaurant or dive bar. Occasionally they can be found outside the grocery store as well. Then you offer them alcohol crack or meth in exchange for a good time. #dontphisthertoohard

[Mike Cox the III @MikeCoxtheIII]

Running around my house naked with a 40oz in one hand and a crack pipe in the other. Good day!

[۟ @ragingxngxl]

Coked out driving my car

[Mike Cox the III @MikeCoxtheIII]

@TyroneShootabih Man those lot lizards are a beautiful creature. Be careful though you might gain a fifth BM #coathanger