Mike Craig

[Mike Craig @MikeCraig879694]

@PeriklesGREAT Wave goodbye and use the $ to get breast implants

[Mike Craig @MikeCraig879694]

If there is a warrant for your arrest, is there REALLY a good time to turn yourself in?

[Mike Craig @MikeCraig879694]

@its_The_Dr @MarkUltramaga Where he spent most of his time.
In the bathroom

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@gman5180 This person needs a closer shave

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@Sky_La2 Ridiculous

[Mike Craig @MikeCraig879694]

@OliLondonTV @MinorityView I'm not trying to be mean, but first u might want to run some laps.
For your health

[Mike Craig @MikeCraig879694]

@Laurenjull7919 Hi
Boy, u really like cock, don't u?

[Mike Craig @MikeCraig879694]

@DrolyagElyk @ShawtyGray2 @MichelleObama @BarackObama Tell us something we don't know.

[Mike Craig @MikeCraig879694]

@daisybloomxx I'm sorry hot girl, did u say something?

[Mike Craig @MikeCraig879694]

@femalebodybuil6 I do. But I'm 57, and sometimes I get aroused by cartoons. So.....not sure I'm the authority on this. :)

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@Real_Ames They sell depends in aisle 14

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@RedLineReportt I guess she also believes brothers make better husbands.

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@TrumpsHurricane A bartender

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@vibexxSophie Me

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@gracenorman_0 Sex

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@gracenorman_0 The Count of Monte Christo

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@FelipeSosa26145 I'm 57, so I would "smash" all day long.
But from what I hear, Leonardo DiCaprio would have passed on you 20 yrs ago. :)

[Mike Craig @MikeCraig879694]

@LisaDrawns You can get more than a hi.
But certainly. Hi!

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@sophia_artx I don't think you're ugly at all.
But my best friend is a stuffed penguin named Ice, so, what do I know.....

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@Maga47Amara Offend me?
Is there any way I could marry her?